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The weasel and rabbit screamed! Two animals of the opposite food chain cannot be chained together! Imagine the horrors the two could face! Redmond tried tugging onto the chain to get herself free while the weasel gnawed down on it and started to growl like a dog. Mollie jumped in front of the two and tried to stop them.
Mollie: Would you both stop? You’re not going to get that chain off if you act like this!
The two chained mammals knew she was right, they were acting like children, and it was probably best to stop so they didn’t grab attention from the other animals and humans.
As they did, the scale started to move them.
Redmond: Um, what’s going on? Why are we moving?
Weasel: Oh, you don’t know what happens when an animal’s on the scale, do you?
Redmond: No, we just got here. I don’t know how things roll here.
Weasel: Well, you see, when two or more animals of a different species get tossed on here, they go off into that machine over there (the weasel pointed to a large machine not far from where they were) and then the scientists combine them together, forming a hybrid! The scientists usually do it for animals that haven’t been...” functioning well.”
Redmond paused for a moment, then her left eye twitched.
Redmond: And you’re telling me this NOW?!
Weasel: Well excuse me for not knowing you weren’t here before!
Mollie: Can you both please stop arguing and think of a way to get us out of here?!
Redmond: Yeah, come on, weasel, you got an idea?
The weasel scratched his scruffy chin.
Weasel: I do, but it may hurt.
The weasel grabbed the rabbit and pushed her out between the bars of the cage. It was kind of difficult, since Redmond’s hips got stuck (she really needed to lay low on the cake), but he managed to get her and Mollie out. The weasel was skinny enough to walk through the gap. Now that they were out of the cage, they now had to get through the tall glass that was covering them. The machine was getting closer to them.
Redmond: Okay, genius, we got out of the cage, now how are we going to get through this glass? Hmm?
The weasel again scratched his chin.
Weasel: I do, but you might not like it.
Rabbit: I don’t care, just tell me before it’s too late!
Weasel: Alright, you asked for it!
The weasel picked up the rabbit and swung her back and forth, breaking the glass one swing after another, the chain clanked as he did. Mollie stood back and gasped.
When there was a hole big enough, the weasel grabbed Redmond and a surprised Mollie, and jumped out of the hole! They were now free from the experiment! Now, they had to hide somewhere before any of the scientists realized what happened!
The weasel saw a tiny trapdoor in the door, so he carried the two lagomorphs in his arms, dashed inside and made it just as the door closed. They were now safe!
Weasel: Whew, that was close! For a minute there I thought we’d be toast!
He then looked down and saw Redmond knocked out. She had conked out due to her head getting thrown at the glass from earlier. Thinking that he was too hard on the female rabbit back there, the weasel gently rubbed Redmond’s head.
Mollie: Is she okay?
Weasel: Oh, she’ll be fine, she just got knocked out back there!
At that moment, Redmond’s nose twitched, and her eyes slowly opened. Realizing she was in the lap of the weasel; she stood up straight.
Weasel: Ah, glad to see you’re awake.
The rabbit just slapped the weasel on the back of the head.
Redmond: What the hell is wrong with you, throwing me at the glass door like that?! Don’t you realize how much damage you have done to me?! You’re lucky I don’t have a concussion right now!
Weasel: Well sorry, I had no other weapons expect you. You should at least be happy you’re still alive!
Redmond was shocked to hear this.
Redmond: So that’s all I am to you, huh? Just a Swiss army bunny, is that it?!
Weasel: Well...yeah.
Redmond: You are unbelievable. Just caused we’re chained together doesn’t mean we use each other as big masses of destruction!
Weasel: You know what? You’re right. I think we started off on the wrong foot. Why don’t we forget this all happened and introduce ourselves?
Redmond: What? No, that’s not what I-
The weasel held out his arm to the rabbit as if wanting a handshake.
Weasel: Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Spanx. Pleasure to meet you, my dear. And you are?
Redmond: Umm....My name is Redmond.
Redmond only used two fingers to shake the weasel’s hand. She didn’t trust herself in thinking she’d touch the hand of an unclean predator.
Spanx: Redmond. What a lovely name for a rabbit. A name representing passion with a hint of fire.
Redmond blushed from his compliment, but quickly hid her face when she felt the heat.
Redmond: Thanks, I think. By “Spanx” do you mean, like, the women’s tights?
The rabbit giggled by her own insult; Spanx didn’t laugh but wasn’t angry by it either.
Spanx: I suppose you can think that, but let’s not go too deep into the name. Who’s the little one with you?
Mollie’s ears perked up when she heard the weasel mention her.
Mollie: Hi, I’m Mollie!
Redmond: That’s my daughter.
Spanx: What a cutie she is. She looks just like you.
Mollie: Me? Cute? Aww, thanks.
The younger rabbit slightly blushed but didn’t hide her face.
Redmond: So, how long do we stay here?
Spanx: I don’t know, till the humans leave?
Redmond: That’ll take hours! We cannot stay here all day! Isn’t there another door around here somewhere?
At that moment, a voice came from above them.
???: Perhaps I can help you with that.
Redmond jumped back from the powerful voice. At the sound of it, several televisions in the small room flickered on, giving the environment more light.
Mollie: Oh my gosh, it’s the voice from all the movie trailers!
Redmond: Who said that?!
Spanx: Maybe it’s God.
???: Not to worry, I will not hurt you, my fluffy lagomorph. I am here to help you. Let me ask you something. How do you outsmart a fox when he chases you into tall grass? Do you run or lay still?
The three animals looked at one another in confusion.
Redmond: What does that have to do with anything?
???: Think about it. You are the prey, and the humans are the foxes. How do you manage to escape them?
Spanx: As an animal who has been stuck here for almost his entire life, there is no such thing as an escape route. These humans keep us in here like dogs from the pound. By the way, how should we know we can trust you?
???: It is not important to know who I am now. I will explain everything to you all soon.
Meanwhile, on the upper floor of Genron, the CEO, Franklin D. Mann was in the middle of his work (which by that I mean teasing a frightened hamster in a glass cage). He then heard his phone ring.
Franklin: Hello? What do you want?
Jenkins, his assistant, was on the other end of the phone.
Jenkins: Sir, I have shocking news here!
Franklin: Yeah, yeah, say it fast, Jenkins, I’m busy.
Jenkins: There’s uhh...animals on the loose.
Franklin: What?! Animals on the loose?! You know the drill, send in the Asman hunters, pronto! Or death to you, your wife, your aunt, your second-grade teacher, and your son’s son, and uhh, his son’s daughter!
Now, let us head back to our heroes.
Redmond felt her back. It was still sore from the fall she had earlier.
Redmond: I could really use a deep-tissue massage.
???: Well, you will have to save that massage for later. Let me ask you something: do you know why you’re still alive?
Redmond: Me?
???: Yes, you.
Redmond: From the fall I had earlier or from this jerk (she pointed to Spanx) over here smashing me against a glass wall?
???: Both.
Redmond: Oh really? No, I do not know how I’m still alive from that.
???: Well, I watched you being decapitated with makeup earlier this morning, and from what the humans put on you, it made you somehow...invulnerable.
Redmond: Get outta here, that’s impossible!
???: I know it may sound like I’m crazy, but it is true. You now cannot be hurt...well, a little, but you’ll still feel fine no matter the cause.
Mollie: Oh, that’s so cool, Mom! You’re invincible!
Redmond: ...Yeah, I’m still confused.
???: Your energy, while adherable, is misdirected. Let me ask you another question, do you know the secret of defeating the humans?
Redmond: Ummm.... no. Not really.
???: Two words; Cut loose.
Mollie: (mimicking) In a world where the voice from the heavens tells you to “cut loose.”
Suddenly, a loud siren went off.
Mollie: And he’s around every corner!
???: Time to move! Follow my voice!
Spanx: Right behind you, man!
Redmond: Hey! Can you do me a favor and not break everything with my face?
Spanx: I can’t promise a whole lot!
Mollie: Would you both stop? You’re not going to get that chain off if you act like this!
The two chained mammals knew she was right, they were acting like children, and it was probably best to stop so they didn’t grab attention from the other animals and humans.
As they did, the scale started to move them.
Redmond: Um, what’s going on? Why are we moving?
Weasel: Oh, you don’t know what happens when an animal’s on the scale, do you?
Redmond: No, we just got here. I don’t know how things roll here.
Weasel: Well, you see, when two or more animals of a different species get tossed on here, they go off into that machine over there (the weasel pointed to a large machine not far from where they were) and then the scientists combine them together, forming a hybrid! The scientists usually do it for animals that haven’t been...” functioning well.”
Redmond paused for a moment, then her left eye twitched.
Redmond: And you’re telling me this NOW?!
Weasel: Well excuse me for not knowing you weren’t here before!
Mollie: Can you both please stop arguing and think of a way to get us out of here?!
Redmond: Yeah, come on, weasel, you got an idea?
The weasel scratched his scruffy chin.
Weasel: I do, but it may hurt.
The weasel grabbed the rabbit and pushed her out between the bars of the cage. It was kind of difficult, since Redmond’s hips got stuck (she really needed to lay low on the cake), but he managed to get her and Mollie out. The weasel was skinny enough to walk through the gap. Now that they were out of the cage, they now had to get through the tall glass that was covering them. The machine was getting closer to them.
Redmond: Okay, genius, we got out of the cage, now how are we going to get through this glass? Hmm?
The weasel again scratched his chin.
Weasel: I do, but you might not like it.
Rabbit: I don’t care, just tell me before it’s too late!
Weasel: Alright, you asked for it!
The weasel picked up the rabbit and swung her back and forth, breaking the glass one swing after another, the chain clanked as he did. Mollie stood back and gasped.
When there was a hole big enough, the weasel grabbed Redmond and a surprised Mollie, and jumped out of the hole! They were now free from the experiment! Now, they had to hide somewhere before any of the scientists realized what happened!
The weasel saw a tiny trapdoor in the door, so he carried the two lagomorphs in his arms, dashed inside and made it just as the door closed. They were now safe!
Weasel: Whew, that was close! For a minute there I thought we’d be toast!
He then looked down and saw Redmond knocked out. She had conked out due to her head getting thrown at the glass from earlier. Thinking that he was too hard on the female rabbit back there, the weasel gently rubbed Redmond’s head.
Mollie: Is she okay?
Weasel: Oh, she’ll be fine, she just got knocked out back there!
At that moment, Redmond’s nose twitched, and her eyes slowly opened. Realizing she was in the lap of the weasel; she stood up straight.
Weasel: Ah, glad to see you’re awake.
The rabbit just slapped the weasel on the back of the head.
Redmond: What the hell is wrong with you, throwing me at the glass door like that?! Don’t you realize how much damage you have done to me?! You’re lucky I don’t have a concussion right now!
Weasel: Well sorry, I had no other weapons expect you. You should at least be happy you’re still alive!
Redmond was shocked to hear this.
Redmond: So that’s all I am to you, huh? Just a Swiss army bunny, is that it?!
Weasel: Well...yeah.
Redmond: You are unbelievable. Just caused we’re chained together doesn’t mean we use each other as big masses of destruction!
Weasel: You know what? You’re right. I think we started off on the wrong foot. Why don’t we forget this all happened and introduce ourselves?
Redmond: What? No, that’s not what I-
The weasel held out his arm to the rabbit as if wanting a handshake.
Weasel: Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Spanx. Pleasure to meet you, my dear. And you are?
Redmond: Umm....My name is Redmond.
Redmond only used two fingers to shake the weasel’s hand. She didn’t trust herself in thinking she’d touch the hand of an unclean predator.
Spanx: Redmond. What a lovely name for a rabbit. A name representing passion with a hint of fire.
Redmond blushed from his compliment, but quickly hid her face when she felt the heat.
Redmond: Thanks, I think. By “Spanx” do you mean, like, the women’s tights?
The rabbit giggled by her own insult; Spanx didn’t laugh but wasn’t angry by it either.
Spanx: I suppose you can think that, but let’s not go too deep into the name. Who’s the little one with you?
Mollie’s ears perked up when she heard the weasel mention her.
Mollie: Hi, I’m Mollie!
Redmond: That’s my daughter.
Spanx: What a cutie she is. She looks just like you.
Mollie: Me? Cute? Aww, thanks.
The younger rabbit slightly blushed but didn’t hide her face.
Redmond: So, how long do we stay here?
Spanx: I don’t know, till the humans leave?
Redmond: That’ll take hours! We cannot stay here all day! Isn’t there another door around here somewhere?
At that moment, a voice came from above them.
???: Perhaps I can help you with that.
Redmond jumped back from the powerful voice. At the sound of it, several televisions in the small room flickered on, giving the environment more light.
Mollie: Oh my gosh, it’s the voice from all the movie trailers!
Redmond: Who said that?!
Spanx: Maybe it’s God.
???: Not to worry, I will not hurt you, my fluffy lagomorph. I am here to help you. Let me ask you something. How do you outsmart a fox when he chases you into tall grass? Do you run or lay still?
The three animals looked at one another in confusion.
Redmond: What does that have to do with anything?
???: Think about it. You are the prey, and the humans are the foxes. How do you manage to escape them?
Spanx: As an animal who has been stuck here for almost his entire life, there is no such thing as an escape route. These humans keep us in here like dogs from the pound. By the way, how should we know we can trust you?
???: It is not important to know who I am now. I will explain everything to you all soon.
Meanwhile, on the upper floor of Genron, the CEO, Franklin D. Mann was in the middle of his work (which by that I mean teasing a frightened hamster in a glass cage). He then heard his phone ring.
Franklin: Hello? What do you want?
Jenkins, his assistant, was on the other end of the phone.
Jenkins: Sir, I have shocking news here!
Franklin: Yeah, yeah, say it fast, Jenkins, I’m busy.
Jenkins: There’s uhh...animals on the loose.
Franklin: What?! Animals on the loose?! You know the drill, send in the Asman hunters, pronto! Or death to you, your wife, your aunt, your second-grade teacher, and your son’s son, and uhh, his son’s daughter!
Now, let us head back to our heroes.
Redmond felt her back. It was still sore from the fall she had earlier.
Redmond: I could really use a deep-tissue massage.
???: Well, you will have to save that massage for later. Let me ask you something: do you know why you’re still alive?
Redmond: Me?
???: Yes, you.
Redmond: From the fall I had earlier or from this jerk (she pointed to Spanx) over here smashing me against a glass wall?
???: Both.
Redmond: Oh really? No, I do not know how I’m still alive from that.
???: Well, I watched you being decapitated with makeup earlier this morning, and from what the humans put on you, it made you somehow...invulnerable.
Redmond: Get outta here, that’s impossible!
???: I know it may sound like I’m crazy, but it is true. You now cannot be hurt...well, a little, but you’ll still feel fine no matter the cause.
Mollie: Oh, that’s so cool, Mom! You’re invincible!
Redmond: ...Yeah, I’m still confused.
???: Your energy, while adherable, is misdirected. Let me ask you another question, do you know the secret of defeating the humans?
Redmond: Ummm.... no. Not really.
???: Two words; Cut loose.
Mollie: (mimicking) In a world where the voice from the heavens tells you to “cut loose.”
Suddenly, a loud siren went off.
Mollie: And he’s around every corner!
???: Time to move! Follow my voice!
Spanx: Right behind you, man!
Redmond: Hey! Can you do me a favor and not break everything with my face?
Spanx: I can’t promise a whole lot!
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