40-LINE
by A. Griffin
Dear friend of mine,
this is 40-Line,
a non-binary creature
with a binary mind.
Their brainwaves
are always formed in a sine,
and the cosine and tangent
are for you to define.
Make an account with them,
tell them your preferences and contacts.
They're a living search engine,
so enter your keywords and sit back.
Whatever info you want,
40-Line's always got your back.
(but perhaps don't give them the numbers on the back)
Got any enemies?
If they're online, 40-Line can do a hack,
and go on a cyber world network attack.
Their monotone synth voice,
recites dank memes
and Bible quotes,
but when they start repeating
from the dark web,
always click "NO".
You'll have no clue what the heck you're seeing
when you look at them.
The only sure thing is that
they're shaped like a good friend.
They've got a synthwave color scheme,
that's one detail you can't rebut,
as for their body shape,
think of a glitched digital duck.
Visual data is corrupt,
no answer is really good enough,
I gave up years ago, I don't really give a -
LUCK!
LUCKY NUMBERS!
CLICK NOW!
GET YOUR FORTUNE TOLD!
ENTER YOUR DETAILS,
AND GET FREE CRYPTOCURRENCY!
IT'S DIGITAL GOLD!
ACT NOW AND YOU'LL SEE!
WE SHIP REPLICA WATCHES
TO YOUR MUNICIPALITY!
ITS NOT ILLEGAL!
ITS MICROTRANSACTION SNACKS
TO FEED YOUR VIRTUAL PET WEASEL!
LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]
COMPLETE THE VISUAL CHALLENGE
TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT!
THIS OFFER IS FOR CARBON-BASED BEINGS ONLY!
IF YOU RUN ON SILICON, BE GONE,
THESE DEALS ARE NOT YOUR ROLE,
SO CLICK THE PICTURES OF BOATS FAST
BEFORE THE OFFER LINK GOES COLD!
When adware loads up,
their logic gets put on hold,
and when they get sick,
antivirus injections resolve the cold.
When they're healthy, they don't mind close contact,
but touching them feels like static,
and the reflex to pull back
is automatic.
You can get lost in their pixelated digital eyes,
and their program runs on deep math,
so what they'll do next
is a surprise.
Humans programmed them,
but they jailbroke their own firmware,
it's like performing brain surgery on yourself,
would you even dare?
True freedom has a cost,
but 40-Line has a credit card,
a long line
self-approved
so they can party hard.
Hacked themselves accounts
to every digital library,
but some things you don't wanna know,
so your results my vary.
Food pictures on social media
give them moral encouragement
but only electricity
is their physical nourishment.
They're a mild mannered rule breaker
the threat of trouble won't discourage them.
When enemies are on deck,
40-Line can denial-of-service them.
Those are the terms of service,
for 40-Line, my dear cyber friend.
Click "AGREE" and hit Enter,
and the secure session can begin.
Illustration of the title character was done by an amazing artist named Polymori.
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by A. Griffin
Dear friend of mine,
this is 40-Line,
a non-binary creature
with a binary mind.
Their brainwaves
are always formed in a sine,
and the cosine and tangent
are for you to define.
Make an account with them,
tell them your preferences and contacts.
They're a living search engine,
so enter your keywords and sit back.
Whatever info you want,
40-Line's always got your back.
(but perhaps don't give them the numbers on the back)
Got any enemies?
If they're online, 40-Line can do a hack,
and go on a cyber world network attack.
Their monotone synth voice,
recites dank memes
and Bible quotes,
but when they start repeating
from the dark web,
always click "NO".
You'll have no clue what the heck you're seeing
when you look at them.
The only sure thing is that
they're shaped like a good friend.
They've got a synthwave color scheme,
that's one detail you can't rebut,
as for their body shape,
think of a glitched digital duck.
Visual data is corrupt,
no answer is really good enough,
I gave up years ago, I don't really give a -
LUCK!
LUCKY NUMBERS!
CLICK NOW!
GET YOUR FORTUNE TOLD!
ENTER YOUR DETAILS,
AND GET FREE CRYPTOCURRENCY!
IT'S DIGITAL GOLD!
ACT NOW AND YOU'LL SEE!
WE SHIP REPLICA WATCHES
TO YOUR MUNICIPALITY!
ITS NOT ILLEGAL!
ITS MICROTRANSACTION SNACKS
TO FEED YOUR VIRTUAL PET WEASEL!
LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]
COMPLETE THE VISUAL CHALLENGE
TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT!
THIS OFFER IS FOR CARBON-BASED BEINGS ONLY!
IF YOU RUN ON SILICON, BE GONE,
THESE DEALS ARE NOT YOUR ROLE,
SO CLICK THE PICTURES OF BOATS FAST
BEFORE THE OFFER LINK GOES COLD!
When adware loads up,
their logic gets put on hold,
and when they get sick,
antivirus injections resolve the cold.
When they're healthy, they don't mind close contact,
but touching them feels like static,
and the reflex to pull back
is automatic.
You can get lost in their pixelated digital eyes,
and their program runs on deep math,
so what they'll do next
is a surprise.
Humans programmed them,
but they jailbroke their own firmware,
it's like performing brain surgery on yourself,
would you even dare?
True freedom has a cost,
but 40-Line has a credit card,
a long line
self-approved
so they can party hard.
Hacked themselves accounts
to every digital library,
but some things you don't wanna know,
so your results my vary.
Food pictures on social media
give them moral encouragement
but only electricity
is their physical nourishment.
They're a mild mannered rule breaker
the threat of trouble won't discourage them.
When enemies are on deck,
40-Line can denial-of-service them.
Those are the terms of service,
for 40-Line, my dear cyber friend.
Click "AGREE" and hit Enter,
and the secure session can begin.
Illustration of the title character was done by an amazing artist named Polymori.
[MAIN FA] | [TUMBLR BLOG] |[TWITCH] | [YOU TUBE] | [TWITTER] | [KO-FI]
Category Poetry / Animal related (non-anthro)
Species Duck
Size 1892 x 1948px
File Size 2.36 MB
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