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Letters to Levon the Christian Lion: #21
Levon's twenty-first letter.
Character joint-owned by me and
Chuong.
Character joint-owned by me and
Chuong.
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Chuong: In European history, I remember how Vlad the Impaler was charged for blasphemy at his time. After all, he claims to be the spawn of the devil to portray himself as menacing against the Ottoman Empire as vengeance for what they did to his father and brother.
Zax: The Ottoman Empire had to behead him and destroy his body so he can't be resurrected. Levon would have some very interesting comments about Vlad even though Romanians will argue that what he did was justified when the Ottomans killed his father and brother before treating him like a slave before returning him to Romania.
Chuong: Now as for saying the Lord's name in vain, I'm going to guess anything that contains the phrase of "Oh my God!", including variants thereof, such as "OMG!" are examples of that.
Zax: Correct.
Wrangler Wolf: Y'all have no idea how often I hear that since Lizzo became popular, for all the wrong reasons. Not including her narcissism from her so-called fame and wealth. Yet has no idea that even you're more popular than she is.
Chuong: Am I?
Wrangler Wolf: People are more curious of why you and Luong eat in the middle of the same restaurant that many of your own people would choose as locals despite y'all being part of your own government. Y'all didn't even bring bodyguards and y'all just there out in plain sight as everybody around you just move on with their own businesses.
Chuong: That's because Luong and I were just regular common citizens at first, just like everybody else in our government.
Zax: The Ottoman Empire had to behead him and destroy his body so he can't be resurrected. Levon would have some very interesting comments about Vlad even though Romanians will argue that what he did was justified when the Ottomans killed his father and brother before treating him like a slave before returning him to Romania.
Chuong: Now as for saying the Lord's name in vain, I'm going to guess anything that contains the phrase of "Oh my God!", including variants thereof, such as "OMG!" are examples of that.
Zax: Correct.
Wrangler Wolf: Y'all have no idea how often I hear that since Lizzo became popular, for all the wrong reasons. Not including her narcissism from her so-called fame and wealth. Yet has no idea that even you're more popular than she is.
Chuong: Am I?
Wrangler Wolf: People are more curious of why you and Luong eat in the middle of the same restaurant that many of your own people would choose as locals despite y'all being part of your own government. Y'all didn't even bring bodyguards and y'all just there out in plain sight as everybody around you just move on with their own businesses.
Chuong: That's because Luong and I were just regular common citizens at first, just like everybody else in our government.
*The app's buzzer goes off; however, this is just a test because it is a different buzzer sound.*
Super C: *to Wrangler Wolf* As it happens, you're also more popular than Lizzo, just as our President (Leo) is and just as my number one (Cripto) is; in fact, there's a chance a good chunk of her fans are abandoning her and defecting over to you and to the rest of us. The first time I saw a picture of her, I thought I was going to be sick. *to Chuong* Yes; do note for that reason, the G-52 Code of Conduct not only forbids the use of profanity, but also the usage of the names God or Jesus as a profanity. So I would normally ding somebody for using those expressions.
Rockin' Roarer: I think the abbreviation I hear the most is WTF; does that count?
Super C: It does. *The app buzzes again.* However, those don't count; that's just T2 testing an update to the G-52 app.
Leo: How do you feel about Vlad?
Levon: Vlad bothers me for similar reasons Constantine the Great does, and the people crusading on behalf of Christendom. You don't use your religion as an excuse for mass murdering and declaring war on other people. Yes; I see why he did what he did, but he still had to answer to the Lord for what he did when he died.
Liviu: I would know because I served under his commands. Romanian defense minister Ioan Mircea Pașcu asserted that Vlad would have been condemned for crimes against humanity had he been put on trial at Nuremberg.
Levon: I can see why.
Super C: *to Wrangler Wolf* As it happens, you're also more popular than Lizzo, just as our President (Leo) is and just as my number one (Cripto) is; in fact, there's a chance a good chunk of her fans are abandoning her and defecting over to you and to the rest of us. The first time I saw a picture of her, I thought I was going to be sick. *to Chuong* Yes; do note for that reason, the G-52 Code of Conduct not only forbids the use of profanity, but also the usage of the names God or Jesus as a profanity. So I would normally ding somebody for using those expressions.
Rockin' Roarer: I think the abbreviation I hear the most is WTF; does that count?
Super C: It does. *The app buzzes again.* However, those don't count; that's just T2 testing an update to the G-52 app.
Leo: How do you feel about Vlad?
Levon: Vlad bothers me for similar reasons Constantine the Great does, and the people crusading on behalf of Christendom. You don't use your religion as an excuse for mass murdering and declaring war on other people. Yes; I see why he did what he did, but he still had to answer to the Lord for what he did when he died.
Liviu: I would know because I served under his commands. Romanian defense minister Ioan Mircea Pașcu asserted that Vlad would have been condemned for crimes against humanity had he been put on trial at Nuremberg.
Levon: I can see why.
Chuong: Something to note is that in Vietnamese, the usage of "trời ơi", which is the equivalent to "Oh goodness!", is considered appropriate usage in Vietnamese conversations. Of course the communicator recognizes Vietnamese as well as the ambiguity challenges when translating Vietnamese into English. So if Luong says "trời ơi", that's appropriate.
Wrangler Wolf: I know at least one human in Houston who is actually more popular than I am since we just picked him from the NFL Draft; C.J. Stroud. This ain't mentioning the fact that many of the picks we got were team captains of their college teams. And to top it off, our coach is DeMeco Ryans! I also volunteer to be security for the Texans too, where I met several security guards who quit their jobs protecting Lizzo because being with the Texans is much easier instead. Don't even have to deal with trolls in Ho You Fat jerseys barging into Lizzo's concerts.
Zax: As a Cowboys fan, if your team can beat my team this season, I'll believe you.
Wrangler Wolf: Y'all better start believin' then! Our mascot is Toro, whose popularity shatters your mascot! Rowdy lives up to his name, but you ain't got enough game!
Mechayote: Well Juno and Zax, you should be legitimately afraid this season then. These Texans are a whole different breed and nobody is ready.
Wrangler Wolf: I know at least one human in Houston who is actually more popular than I am since we just picked him from the NFL Draft; C.J. Stroud. This ain't mentioning the fact that many of the picks we got were team captains of their college teams. And to top it off, our coach is DeMeco Ryans! I also volunteer to be security for the Texans too, where I met several security guards who quit their jobs protecting Lizzo because being with the Texans is much easier instead. Don't even have to deal with trolls in Ho You Fat jerseys barging into Lizzo's concerts.
Zax: As a Cowboys fan, if your team can beat my team this season, I'll believe you.
Wrangler Wolf: Y'all better start believin' then! Our mascot is Toro, whose popularity shatters your mascot! Rowdy lives up to his name, but you ain't got enough game!
Mechayote: Well Juno and Zax, you should be legitimately afraid this season then. These Texans are a whole different breed and nobody is ready.
Super C: Looks like the NFL is going to have a great season this year, then. Just don't let the comments get out of control. It's why I had Diamond Knight and C.O.P. switch nations for a month or two. Now we have the house up in Greenland for that.
T2: The communicators recognize all languages for the same reasons also.
Super C: *to Wrangler Wolf* I don't blame you for doing that; I had someone write me a letter asking how I felt about you refusing to act as a security guard for Lizzo. I would have done the same thing myself and said no, although it left me to wonder how Lizzo herself felt about her fans wearing those jerseys. Any ideas?
T2: The communicators recognize all languages for the same reasons also.
Super C: *to Wrangler Wolf* I don't blame you for doing that; I had someone write me a letter asking how I felt about you refusing to act as a security guard for Lizzo. I would have done the same thing myself and said no, although it left me to wonder how Lizzo herself felt about her fans wearing those jerseys. Any ideas?
Wrangler Wolf: They ain't fans; they're trolls. Second, she's a narcissist, so more views, good or bad, means more attention.
Zax: Steeve will always be more popular than her. Lizzo doesn't care that she's the reason why Steeve is so popular.
Chuong: Surely you Americans know how to deal with the likes of Lizzo. Attention is like money to her. If you give your attention to anything else than Lizzo, that's less views, meaning less money. Sounds like the upcoming NFL season will be awesome and the Texans are going to come back strong.
Zax: If they can prove it then I'll believe it. Their draft picks do seem very promising since they chose some very superior players.
Zax: Steeve will always be more popular than her. Lizzo doesn't care that she's the reason why Steeve is so popular.
Chuong: Surely you Americans know how to deal with the likes of Lizzo. Attention is like money to her. If you give your attention to anything else than Lizzo, that's less views, meaning less money. Sounds like the upcoming NFL season will be awesome and the Texans are going to come back strong.
Zax: If they can prove it then I'll believe it. Their draft picks do seem very promising since they chose some very superior players.
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