Note: Narrator went for a walk. Be back later.


Batman: Well, this is it. This is where Hawkman's twin brother, The Tickler, is hiding along with the jewels.


Note: Batman calls Hawkman from his earphone to make sure.


Batman: Batman to Hawkman. Come in Hawkman. Is this the place?


Hawkman: Hawkman to Batman. Yep, this the place where he's hiding alright. The old warehouse down at the harbor & if I'm correct, his hid the jewels in one of the crates, but be warned, they don't give my brother the name, The Tickler, for nothing. He made be a great fighter, but also a great tickler. Especially when comes down to feet tickling. So, watch out because if you make one wrong move, he will take off your boots & tickle your feet. Then once your weaken with laughter & get yourself together , he'll grab the hidden stolen goods & make a break for it.


Batman: Well it's a good thing you help me trained for this. Thanks to you, I'm ready to take him on. Wish me luck, I'm going in.


Hawkman: Gotcha, Batman. Over & out.


Note: Meanwhile in the warehouse...


Batman: They have to be here, somewhere. Hmmm.... Where could he had...


The Tickler: Can I help you, Batman?


Batman: The Tickler! How did you know I was here?!


The Tickler: It's simple. I watched you from one of the roofs of the building.


Batman: RATS! Alright, tell me where did you hide the stolen jewels?


The Tickler: Sorry, I'm not telling.


Batman: Then I'm guest I'm going to make you talk.


The Tickler: Ok, tough guy. Show me what you got.


Batman: HYYAA!!!


Note: Batman gave a punch, but The Tickler dodges his attack. Then The Tickler did 3 kicks, but Batman was too quick.


Batman: *WOW! Hawkman wasn't joking. He can fight, but I can do better.*


Note: He was so busy trying to capture The Tickler that he forgot Hawkman's warning. Batman did 5 kicks, but then...


The Tickler: GOTHCA!


Batman: UH OH!


Note: The Tickler grab hold of his leg, took off his boot, & tickle his foot. Batman tries to hold his ticklish laughter.


The Tickler: You can hold it forever, Batman. Coochie Coochie Coo.


Batman: MUST... HEHE HOLD... HEHE MY... HEHE LUAGHTER... HEHE


The Tickler: Tickle Tickle! I think I know how I can make you laugh.


Note: The Tickler pull out his feather & began to tickle his foot. Batman still tries to hold it, but then...


The Tickler: HEY, BATMAN! I've got a joke for you. What did the doctor say to the patience toes after he pulled out his feather?


Batman: *OH NO! I KNOW WHERE THIS JOKE IS GOING*


The Tickler: He said, " Coochie Coochie Coochie Coochie!"


Batman: *I KNEW IT!* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOT THE TOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOES!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!


Note: Batman laughs himself so hard that he forced himself down to the floor. Still weaken from laughter, The Tickler grabs his other leg, took off his other boot, & begins to tickle both his feet. Batman was in hysterics.


The Tickler: WOW, BATMAN! You got some big ticklish feet. Phew & stinky too.


Batman: WHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEN I GEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHET OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOUT OF HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHERE, YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOU'RE GOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOING TOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO GEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHET IHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


The Tickler: I doubt it since you have ticklish stinky feet. Let's see if your even more ticklish between the toes. Shall we? 1. Coochie Coochie! 2. Coochie Coochie! 3. Coochie Coochie! 4. Coochie Coochie! 5. Coochie Coochie!


Batman: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OH, THAT TICKLES! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


Note: Batman was laughing to tears while banging his fist down to the floor as The Tickler continues tickling between his toes, but then...


The Tickler: 6. Coochie Coochie! Looks like I'm going to win this tickle fight, Batman. 7. Coochie Coochie! 8. Coochie Coochie! 9. Coochie CoHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOCHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIE!!!! NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOT MY POHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOR RIB CAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


Note: Batman was tickling his rib cage while The Tickler wasn't looking. The Tickler was laughing so hard that he let go of his feet & fell to the floor while laughing himself silly. So much so that Batman has the chance to grab both his legs, took of both his boots, gab the same feather that The Tickler drop, & tickle both his feet.


Batman: Phew! & you said I have big ticklish stinky feet, but yours is way worse. Coochie Coochie Coochie Coochie!


The Tickler: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAVE TIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHICKLIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHISH STIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHINKY FEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEET, BUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUT I WOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHON'T SUHUHUHUHUHUHUHURREHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHENDEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHER!!!!! SO, GOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO AHEHEHEHEHEHEHEAD!!! TICKLE MY FEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEET!!! I CAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAN TAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAKE IHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIT!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


Batman: Ok, you asked for it, but I want to ask you a question. Does this tickle? Coochie Coochie Coochie Coochie Coochie Coochie!


The Tickler: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! NOT MY TOES!!!!!!!!! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!


Batman: Then tell me where you hide them.


The Tickler: FOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOGEHEHEHEHEHET IT! I NOHOHOHOHOT TAHAHAHAHAHAHALKING!!!!!


Batman: Then I think the quill of the feather will do the trick. Let's start by using the quill to tickle your stinky toes. Coochie Coochie Coochie Coochie Coochie Coochie! Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle! Coochie Coochie Coochie Coochie Coochie Coochie Coo!


The Tickler: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! NOW THAT TICKLES!!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!! STOP IT! SPOT IT! SPOT IT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


Batman: Then start talking or I'll keep tickling. Coochie Coochie Coochie Coochie Coochie Coochie!


The Tickler: OK! OK! OK! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!! I'LL TALK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! BUT REMEMBER, HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!! I'LL BE BACK!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


Note: Meanwhile back at JLA HQ...


Hawkaman: So, Batman. How did it go?


Batman: It was a ticklish battle, but I manage to win the tickle fight & get him to talk, but when I found the jewels that he told me where he hides them, he used his Ninja Smoke to make his getaway.


Hawkman: Wow! Tough luck. Well don't worry. There's always next time.


Batman: Agreed.


Narrator: That walk was great. Now to write my next...


Note: The End.


Narrator: AH MAN! NOT AGAIN!