"This is our Meat Tree, and we're darned proud of it.

"Funded by a consortium of prey species, working on the idea that the best way to get the predators off our collective back is to give them a source of food that isn't us. Created by innovative molecular biology and horticultural techniques over a mere decade. We're still working to boost the annual yield per tree, but our tasting panels report that the quality is superb.

"Inevitably there are a few issues. The trees already have their own insect pest species, the rather terrifying Beef Bee. And 'meat tree' is taking off as a euphemism for... well, you can guess what for."

Another doodle in Mr. Doob's Harmony.