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This is yet another piece that came from a melding together of a couple of little snippets from my poetry fragments pile, as well as a few jot-'em-down observations during yet another edible-assisted guitar practice day, when the dog was being a brat. The only notable outside inspiration for this was an old Mother Goose & Grimm comic strip I remembered from back in the Eighties, which built up to the punch-line: "Dog owners are great whine connoisseurs."
Yes, because my bratty Bully-Mutt of a Puppers only needs cheese to throw a snooty and chi-chi party, because he certainly has plenty of whine. He also likes to lie on his back, wiggling like a worm, with all four of his paws in the air and flailing, as he does this gurgling grumble-growl: "Hey, if you're makin' noise, why can't I? Let me sing you the songs of my people! Grrrrarrrrg! Urrrrgrrrrrrr! WOOF!"
...When I get annoyed enough to shout at him to shut up, he then gives a muzzle-pout and whines at the sheer injustice of it all. :P
There are also a few literary and musical references in the piece, that I think I'd as lief leave for the readers to suss out on their own (yes, that last sentence was rawther pretentious). :P
Yes, because my bratty Bully-Mutt of a Puppers only needs cheese to throw a snooty and chi-chi party, because he certainly has plenty of whine. He also likes to lie on his back, wiggling like a worm, with all four of his paws in the air and flailing, as he does this gurgling grumble-growl: "Hey, if you're makin' noise, why can't I? Let me sing you the songs of my people! Grrrrarrrrg! Urrrrgrrrrrrr! WOOF!"
...When I get annoyed enough to shout at him to shut up, he then gives a muzzle-pout and whines at the sheer injustice of it all. :P
There are also a few literary and musical references in the piece, that I think I'd as lief leave for the readers to suss out on their own (yes, that last sentence was rawther pretentious). :P
Category Poetry / Animal related (non-anthro)
Species Canine (Other)
Size 90 x 120px
File Size 1.3 kB
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