This is a strange alien I saw on Cyanide and Happiness. I never did know what species it was, so let's call it a Pranktrickian.

Here are some semi-canon facts I came up with about this new species:
1. They use space age technology to conjure wormholes to use on other life forms, either small enough for their hands and/or genitals to fit through.
2. They have six holes on their neck, which allow them to speak and to slurp up any liquid like straws.
3. They also eat through their butts by using their anal openings as a mouth along with a small tentacle as their tongue, similar to the tripod portals from 2005 War Of The Worlds.
4. They also digest the things they eat analy into gas, meaning they eat and fart out the same hole.

More to come

Pranktrickian (Glorp) by Cyanide and Happiness