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A Thursday Prompt Story
© 2021 by Walter Reimer
Prompts: promote storage spider
Special condition: 365 word limit
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(Announcer): Has this ever happened to any of you?
(Man): (shoving boxes around in a closet) Honey, have you seen my collection of used bandages?
(Woman): (shoving boxes around in another closet) I’m still looking for my nude pictures of Ernest Borgnine! I’m sure I put them in here after showing them to the reading club last year.
(Announcer): Do you have too many things in your house?
(Announcer): Do you have so much stuff that even the Collyer Brothers would have trouble finding anything?
(Announcer): Are you like a lot of people these days who have trouble finding things they’ve put away? Rooms full of tchotchkes and you’ve run out of room for everything, including yourself?
Well, this may be the answer to your problems!
With Arakno-Stor™, your belongings and treasures will be safe and secure, giving you more room to move around. Sure, our workers may have eight legs, but all that means is they’ll move four times as fast – for you!
And with Arakno-Stor™’s all new patented Three-D system, your property is easily put away and just as easily retrieved!
(Man): Thanks to Arakno-Stor™, I know that my valuables and keepsakes are in one place.
(Woman): Sure, they look kind of weird, but the employees are really polite and professional! I just went up to the counter and asked for Aunt Sally’s ashes, and the urn was right in front of me in less than five minutes!
(Announcer): And when it comes to security, Arakno-Stor™ can’t be beat! All of our workers have eight eyes, and they never sleep so they can watch over your property 24/7! Just listen to this testimonial from a burglar while he was in court!
(Defendant, with scraps of webbing still stuck to him): THEY WERE HUGE, I TELL YOU! AND THOSE EYES! THOSE HIDEOUS, UNBLINKING DOLL-LIKE EYES!
(Announcer): Yes, friends, with Arakno-Stor™ you can rest easy at night, knowing that your most treasured possessions are absolutely safe from burglars and tasty moths! They never sleep, so you can!
(Camera pulls back to show gigantic, untidy cobweb with boxes and other items stuck in it, employees moving about through the latticework easily)
(Announcer): Try out Arakno-Stor™ today!
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A Thursday Prompt Story
© 2021 by Walter Reimer
Prompts: promote storage spider
Special condition: 365 word limit
_________________________________________________________________________________
(Announcer): Has this ever happened to any of you?
(Man): (shoving boxes around in a closet) Honey, have you seen my collection of used bandages?
(Woman): (shoving boxes around in another closet) I’m still looking for my nude pictures of Ernest Borgnine! I’m sure I put them in here after showing them to the reading club last year.
(Announcer): Do you have too many things in your house?
(Announcer): Do you have so much stuff that even the Collyer Brothers would have trouble finding anything?
(Announcer): Are you like a lot of people these days who have trouble finding things they’ve put away? Rooms full of tchotchkes and you’ve run out of room for everything, including yourself?
Well, this may be the answer to your problems!
With Arakno-Stor™, your belongings and treasures will be safe and secure, giving you more room to move around. Sure, our workers may have eight legs, but all that means is they’ll move four times as fast – for you!
And with Arakno-Stor™’s all new patented Three-D system, your property is easily put away and just as easily retrieved!
(Man): Thanks to Arakno-Stor™, I know that my valuables and keepsakes are in one place.
(Woman): Sure, they look kind of weird, but the employees are really polite and professional! I just went up to the counter and asked for Aunt Sally’s ashes, and the urn was right in front of me in less than five minutes!
(Announcer): And when it comes to security, Arakno-Stor™ can’t be beat! All of our workers have eight eyes, and they never sleep so they can watch over your property 24/7! Just listen to this testimonial from a burglar while he was in court!
(Defendant, with scraps of webbing still stuck to him): THEY WERE HUGE, I TELL YOU! AND THOSE EYES! THOSE HIDEOUS, UNBLINKING DOLL-LIKE EYES!
(Announcer): Yes, friends, with Arakno-Stor™ you can rest easy at night, knowing that your most treasured possessions are absolutely safe from burglars and tasty moths! They never sleep, so you can!
(Camera pulls back to show gigantic, untidy cobweb with boxes and other items stuck in it, employees moving about through the latticework easily)
(Announcer): Try out Arakno-Stor™ today!
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