and SASSY that's me

this is a thing did she's pretty cool

it pretty accurately represents me irl except instead of "bitches know me" it's more like "bitch get out of my house why are you even here no I am not threatening you I have this knife because I'm in the kitchen and I'm cutting up vegetables what are you doing in here anyway get out no you CAN'T borrow season 4 of the x-files I don't let people borrow shows from me since one of my burn notice dvds is now in pittsburgh and the rest of the season is useless without it"