Hey folks! If your like me, you hate recipes that're too fuckin' complicated and shit! Well your ol' buddy Otacon is gonna show you how to make some super easy and delicious banana bread! This shit is so good, you won't give three fucks about four fucks!

Shit yer gonna need:
-2 cups all purpose flour (cuz without the dough, there'd be no bread dumbass)
-1 teaspoon baking soda(cuz that shit won't rise properly without it)
-1/4 teaspoon salt (I don't know why, just fuckin' do it!)
-1/2 cup butter (cuz margarine is for pussies! )
-3/4 cup brown sugar (cuz... uhh..... brown sugar is awesome!)
-2 eggs (preferably chicken, cuz ostrich eggs be mad expensive yo)
-2 1/2 cups overripe bananas (that's about 4 - 5 depending on how big your bananas are in case your an idiot)
-1 9x5 inch loaf pan (cuz without the pan, wtf are you gonna bake that shit in?)
-2 large mixing bowls

step 1: Preheat oven to 350 degrees (Thats Fahrenheit, cuz Celsius is fuckin' stupid). Lightly grease your pan (or if your a lazy ass like me, spray that shit with cooking spray).

step 2: In a large bowl, combine flour, baking soda, and salt (then set that shit aside, you'll need it later). In a separate bowl cream together butter and brown sugar (make sure that butter is lukewarm cuz it won't cream if that shit is straight outta the fridge. Heat it up in the nuker if you have to). Stir in eggs and mashed bananas until well blended (that shit will be lumpy like pancake batter).

step 3: Stir banana mixture into flour mixture; stir just to moisten (you don't want that shit to mix up too much or it's gonna fuck it up) Pour batter into loaf pan.

step 4: Bake in oven for 55 to 60 minutes. Let bread cool for 10 minutes (or it's gonna fuckin melt your face) and then consume! Make sure it looks like the picture or you fucked up.

and there you have it! Now wasn't that fuckin' easy?! Bring some of that awesomeness to parties and you'll be the toast of the fuckin' town! but that's not toast, it's bread!

BANANA BREAD MOTHER FUCKERS!