*** Bluey is an Australian TV Show, and I do not own any of the characters except for Kentarou, Janet, and Kevin ***

Bandit rushes into a blue, pink, white, and brown restaurant called "BāgāIce" that sells burgers and ice cream with a Japanese twist (although the restaurant is very modern zen kind of and a little kiddy) with his hands on his butt, forced up every time he farts. Bluey and Bingo are following behind him essentially rolling their eyes. Most people in the restaurant are sort of going about their business but some turn heads.

Bandit: "Ooooo!" "Aaaah!" "OOOOOOOOOOoooofff!!!!!"

Bandit comes up like the Flash to the counter where the familiar Shiba Inu is manning the counter as someone walks away with their ice cream for their two kids.

Bandit: *mooching up* "Hey, mate, what's up, uhhhhhh..."

Kentarou: *not amused* "Just Ken."

Bandit: Oh, yes, Ken! THE Kentarou, my MAN!!! You're always so good at serving us on time and so enthusiastic about your job!!!!"

Kentarou: *Fake smile* "... Yes. We are always so delighted to serve such kind, boisterous customers like you!" *Thinking* "Just come straight, mate."

Bandit: *Grabbing Ken's hands* "So I can use your bathroom, right??? We LOVE your establishment!!! Be kind to a mate!"

Kentarou swipes his hands back. "No, Bandit. I have told you this before. Only paying customers can use the restrooms here."

Bandit lets one rip. It's coming fast!

Bandit: *Panicking now and shaking him back and forth. Some heads turn.* "COME ON, MATE! ALL THE OTHER BATHROOMS ARE OCCUPIED AND FULL AND THEY WOULDN'T LET ME IN!!! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, WE ALWAYS COME HERE!!!"

Kentarou *grins*: "No."

Bandit begrudgingly agrees and quickly buys the first two things he sees for Bluey and Bingo (two VERY large cookies with macadamia nuts on them with delicious cream in the middle, one being strawberry flavored cream with vanilla (Bluey) with rainbow-colored dot sprinkles and orange flavored cream (Bingo) with rainbow-colored dot sprinkles). "FINE, DARREN!!! I'LL TAKE A SUGAR COOKIE AND CHOCOLATE CHIP VARIANT OF THOSE COOKIE SANDWICHES!!!"

Kentarou: "Are you sure, Bandit? Your wife wouldn't be happy about their size and the amount of calories--"

Bandit just throws money in his face and runs to the bathroom. Kentarou gives the cookies to Bluey and Bingo on a paper plate to their delight.

Bluey and Bingo: "Yay!!!"

Both of them look down and see that they got. The flavors (Bluey strawberry, Bingo orange) they got were the same as in the episode "Ice Cream."

They look at each other and then switch them out and laugh with each other.

Bandit knocks on the doors of one of the single person All Gender restrooms, and just as he's about to get into the one at the end of the hallway, someone goes in just before him.

Bandit: "ARRRGHHH!!!"

Bandit then goes over to the other bathroom and bangs on the door.

"Hey! I need to get in!"

A woman's voice inside just groans.

Then, Bandit remembers.

Bandit: *thinking while thinking of the other restrooms* "Oh yeah! there's another set of bathrooms on the right side of the restaurant!"

Bandit starts to run with determination.

Bandit: "If I can just get there..."

*Bandit's stomach starts gurgling and rippling with insane intensity very noisisly when he's halfway there.*

"OOOOOOOO!!!!!! *Puts his hand on his rippling stomach*"

Bandit's ass is starting to jiggle and shake, and little bubbles are coming out while intermittent farts are coming out a little. He's sweating intensely.

Bluey and Bingo, holding their big cookies: *SHOUTING* "HE'S GONNA BLOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!"

Bluey and Bingo rush out the restaurant. Some people in the background just look somewhat confused.

Then it happens.

He then farts intensely all over everyone in the restaurant. They all have dazed looks, and then they all faint from the horrifically bad smell. Wendy finally walks out of the bathroom and sees the scene in horror.

Bandit, almost about to faint, looks over at Wendy and waves.

Bandit: "Ah, morning Wendy..." Wendy stares at him in shock. This one was so bad that even Bandit himself faints as we see Wendy rush out of the restaurant. The screen goes black

***

we slowly fade in to Bandit's eyes opening. They're still half open. Bandit wakes up, and is in a hospital bed. Bluey and Bingo are still eating their giant cookies; Bandit doesn't remember the incident. We see Chilli but very blurry.

Bandit: "Did I... get into an accident?"

Chilli is now clear and looks really pissed off and is eyeing him. Bandit opens his eyes wide and his hairs stand up.

Chilli: "YES BANDIT. You got yourself into a BIG accident. Two of them, actually. *Points at Bluey and Bingo eating their cookies* You KNOW what I TOLD you about giving them too many calories! Eating healthy starts in youth! We need to be reinforcing good habits!"

Bandit: "I-I don't remember that! I didn't buy them those!"

Chilli: "Oh really? *Half-lidded* Then who did?"

Bandit: *Nervous and sweating so much that his bed is covered in sweat* "U-um... I--"

Chilli just moves his head to the TV and interrupts him. Chilli: "Just watch the footage."'

She puts her hands on her hips as they both watch the TV. The Tv shows footage of the restaurant with brown fart gas leaking out, with a headline that reads:

"BANDIT HEELER SH*TS ON EVERYONE AT RESTAURANT AND IS BANNED FROM ALL STORES NEAR BRISBANE STATION"

The young female TV anchor speaks (Janet Eyvlin) next to the doberman male TV anchor (Kevin Dober): ... the devastation from the horrible methane gas Bandit Heeler produced from the restaurant is still being felt from all those that were there, with the exception of his daughters (Show the daughters but with their faces badly censored pixelated), whose faces have been censored for their safety, and Wendy Spitz, who has come to the studio and has agreed to an interview with us about the experience."

The camera pans out to show Wendy in a chair to the right.

The camera then comes back to Chilli and Bandit's faces, with Bandit smiling and sweating, and Chilli's face looking intensely at him.

Wendy: "Ugh, it was so awful! It was so stinky that I almost passed out! And he has a hitsory of this too, when he PEED in my lawn... I mean, who does that--..."

The camera flashes to Chilli with an incredibly intense face, to Bandit's utter horror.