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Georgio is a 36 year old directionless gay malamute who is incomprehensibly awkward and constantly looking for love

Georgio works a luxurious job as a ~manager~ at some music store that nobody shops at anymore.

Georgio is 6'7 and 390 pounds. Georgio understands that the blatantly undersized top and uncomfortably tight jeans he is wearing are questionable. Georgio doesn't really care. Georgio will continue wearing those jeans until you pry them from his hands or until the button pops off of them. Whichever comes first.

Georgio's hobbies include:
-Walking aimlessly in circles at his local thrift store
-Turning on a video game only to realize he doesn't have the motivation to play it tonight
-Getting angry at cable news hosts
-Worrying about his finances
-Eating, sleeping and/or watching reruns of Will and Grace out of anxiety or boredom

Georgio bought a rusty yellow Ford Focus that he struggles to fit in from some jackass on Craigslist. Georgio has a crush on said jackass ever since they started going to the same cafe on Saturdays. Georgio drives a stick shift which he thinks will make him seem at least a little bit cooler whenever he works up the confidence to reintroduce himself to the aforementioned jackass.

Georgio just wants cuddles and someone to talk to for a while.

Georgio thanks you for your time.