Ty: Where is he? I thought you said he was steaming.

Tanu: He’s in the back corner over there. Can’t you see him?

Ty: Oh…? Wow! He really blends in with the wood, huh?

Tanu: This is his favorite place to hide. Though at this point, I can also find Hund by smell. I’ve been adding some gingerbread essential oils to his shampoo.

Ty: I don’t know what’s weirder, the fact that Hund looks like he is sleeping with a foot in his mouth or that you made him smell like a gingerbread cookie.

Tanu: He honestly doesn’t notice. I keep giving Hund extra gingerbread cookies from Pan’s shop, and with how he eats, he just thinks it’s from trapped crumbs. I’m thinking of trying snickerdoodle next. I’m picking foods that look like his fur. Most foods smell better than wet dogs though.

Ty: I resent that, but I’ll get back to that later. How about the foot in the mouth thing?

Tanu: Hund is a dual definition sleep eater.

Ty: A what?

Tanu: Hund fulfills the definition of a sleep eater in two ways. Hund sometimes walks in his sleep and raids our fridge in the middle of the night. He also sometimes dozes off while eating.

Ty: Aren’t both those things something he should have checked?

Tanu: It’s really more a problem at home. This is kind of new.

Ty: Which version of “sleep eating” do you think is going on here?

Tanu: I’d guess the second. He probably ate someone while awake and dozed off.

Ty: So Hund will generally sleep with food in his mouth randomly?

Tanu: My guess is that as he was undressing for the sauna, he ran into someone that made him mad and decided to have a bite on the go. As soon as he stepped into the sauna, the heat made him super sleepy, and voila!

Ty: So Hund doesn’t like heat because it makes him feel tired?

Tanu: Yeah, I told him he should shave off some fur to cool off, but he won’t budge. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him get a trim.

Ty: Maybe I’ll bring a buzzer in the locker room just to get a peek of what’s under there.

Tanu: Good luck with that! I’ve seen a few shaved huskies before, its quite the blursed image.

Ty: Alright I got 2 more questions.

Tanu: Shoot.

Ty: Isn’t he going to choke like that?

Tanu: Nope! I’ve tried shoving pillows into his jaw to muffle his snoring, but he usually ends up just drooling a lot and then swallowing the pillow whole. I’ve lost some good pillows that way.

Ty: You know you could suffocate him that way, right?

Tanu: When you try to sleep with him, you’ll understand.

The pair turned their attention to Hund, who began making guttural swallowing noises. Like a sinking ship, the foot sticking out of his mouth descended his throat. With an audible slosh, Hund’s belly surged into his lap, morphing in shape as his newly gulped addition struggled against the warm husky’s interior. Soon, Hund began snoring at an irritably loud volume.

Ty: You’re right! (pauses) I’m so sorry. Did you want me to send you earplugs?

Tanu: Never thought of that. Thanks, I’ll take them.

Ty: Ok! Last question, mind if I take a picture of this to blackmail him with later?

Tanu: You really carry your phone in here?

Ty: I don’t use it for anything dirty. I swear!

Tanu: Blackmail is pretty dirty… but sure.

Ty: Thanks! Did you want me to send this picture to you after this?

Tanu: That’d be nice. It will make an excellent addition to my collection. If you want to see more embarrassing pictures of Hund, just let me know.

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Thanks again to  Aspen for a wonderful sequal to "Hey Fatso", the first vore picture of Hund on this account. Happy Vore Day!

Hey Fatso: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/41494787/