they're good friends! really ! they are ! i swear!!!!

you fastforward like three years and they're In Gay together

since this is literally unreadable:

Text reads:

Rubin: Why are you following me?
Skironir: I want to be friends.
Rubin: Never gonna happen.
Two months later...
Rubin: WHY are you still following me?
Skironir: I'm making friends with you.
Several more months later...
Skironir: I guess this didn't work. See you round.
Rubin: GET BACK HERE!
Skironir: Wh- What?
Rubin: You're not allowed to MAKE me be friends with you and then LEAVE, asshole!
Skironir: We're FRIENDS?!?