Unprofessional my ass...
Why do people always have to ruin the fun?

The issues they are talking about are deep emotional attachments, to the point of considering the machines equal to a friend or family member, and the fact that some employees have been recorded having full, albeit one-sided, conversations with the machines on and off duty, some cases of isolation and reluctance to engage in human contact over engaging with the machines. There's also the matter of other activities that violate employee guidelines and OHS. Abluforte Industries doesn't judge what you get your rocks off to, but using industrial cleaning equipment is considered by the company to be an unhealthy and unsanitary means to do so. Saying that they are washed off before and after isn't going to cut it in corporate's eyes. If word got out then they'd have to scramble to get on top of it and it's likely that they'd either have to fire people for misconduct or risk losing contracts with clients, especially the bigger ones.

Then again - corporate should know better than to harass the field crews. Just leave them alone and let them do their jobs.

Otherwise the crews hire me to teach them a ah... lesson