Believe it or not, I've always had an attachment to the muppets. The one I identified with more than any other was Oscar the Grouch. He's an asshole who really just wants to be left alone. Yet these dipshit kids constantly harass him, and then tell him he's mean. Well what the fuck did they expect!? I believe David Chappelle said it best, "BITCH! I LIVE IN A FUCKIN' TRASHCAN!!

Now that I think about it... this isn't my first muppet related submission. My buddy  dragonofdarkness13 made 2 flash cartoons of Bert & Ernie with ME as the voice actor. And here they are:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2437983/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2437990/

We're so duuuuuuuuuuumb....

Oscar is owned by Jim Henson