I got threatened to use Scraps XDDDD
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*Slowly puts down the hitting stick*
Good, good.
You need to use scraps, these are too good to be left to the filthy bird site. I mean just LOOK at this. This is Stan through-and-through. I bet nobody has ever told him about valentine's day, and then one day Rabbit gives him a gift-wrapped hunny jar and he is all confused until someone explains that this sort of gift-giving is what you DO on that day. And he is all annoyed and says that woozles don't do such stupid things. (But he keeps the hunny jar.)
Buuut... he still sneaks off to Owl to find out more about this whole Valentine's thing, because he feels he must get *some* sort of gift before the day is over. But there is no hunny around (He was thinking of giving Rabbit his hunny back... but ate it all while thinking if he wanted to do that.) So he asks what other gifts are given. He has no chocolates, and he cannot write so can't make a romantic card or poem... but there IS flowers, so he decides to get those.
But of course nobody SELLS flowers in the Hundred Acre Wood, and Rabbit does not grow any, so he cannot just take them from the garden. (I do not think Rabbit gardens for flowers, only for food, if you can't eat it, he won't grow it.) So Stan has to go and get flowers just from the woods itself. (Good thing it is spring!) And he ends up falling down holes and getting stung by bees and splashing into creeks... And he needs to get help from everyone (But always, ALWAYS has to deny he is doing it for Rabbit, because woozles aren't romantic.) but FINALLY he gets a nice bunch of flowers, from all over the place. And he wraps them up in the paper Rabbit used for HIS present and stomps inside at the end of the day, pushes the flowers at Rabbit and goes 'I hate you.'
Rabbit is very confused, but guesses that this must be how woozles do things, so he gives Stan a big hug anyway. (Of course Stan is still mad because of all the effort, but the promise of bed fun will probably cheer him up.)
Good, good.
You need to use scraps, these are too good to be left to the filthy bird site. I mean just LOOK at this. This is Stan through-and-through. I bet nobody has ever told him about valentine's day, and then one day Rabbit gives him a gift-wrapped hunny jar and he is all confused until someone explains that this sort of gift-giving is what you DO on that day. And he is all annoyed and says that woozles don't do such stupid things. (But he keeps the hunny jar.)
Buuut... he still sneaks off to Owl to find out more about this whole Valentine's thing, because he feels he must get *some* sort of gift before the day is over. But there is no hunny around (He was thinking of giving Rabbit his hunny back... but ate it all while thinking if he wanted to do that.) So he asks what other gifts are given. He has no chocolates, and he cannot write so can't make a romantic card or poem... but there IS flowers, so he decides to get those.
But of course nobody SELLS flowers in the Hundred Acre Wood, and Rabbit does not grow any, so he cannot just take them from the garden. (I do not think Rabbit gardens for flowers, only for food, if you can't eat it, he won't grow it.) So Stan has to go and get flowers just from the woods itself. (Good thing it is spring!) And he ends up falling down holes and getting stung by bees and splashing into creeks... And he needs to get help from everyone (But always, ALWAYS has to deny he is doing it for Rabbit, because woozles aren't romantic.) but FINALLY he gets a nice bunch of flowers, from all over the place. And he wraps them up in the paper Rabbit used for HIS present and stomps inside at the end of the day, pushes the flowers at Rabbit and goes 'I hate you.'
Rabbit is very confused, but guesses that this must be how woozles do things, so he gives Stan a big hug anyway. (Of course Stan is still mad because of all the effort, but the promise of bed fun will probably cheer him up.)
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