San Diego Comic Con 1994 page 3
oldfreek1 kindly pointed out a con report I did for Rowrbrazzle and Yerf years ago. I used to always illustrate con reports when I attended cons and was told repeatedly by many that they judged a con by the report I made and how many pages it was.SDCC was my hugely main con at the time considering that ConFurence was still in its youth and only furry con. So most were SciFi cons and media cons.
Seeing this brought back a flood of memories, Pity I no longer have most of the con reports I drew up over the years, so If anybody has any of the older Brazzles or Yerfs, I'd post the old reports again.
I was toying redrawing con reports again, but a couple folks flat out told me "Nobody gives a crap about your con reports anymore.", and Its getting harder to get dealers space at cons, I can't get a table, I don't attend.
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Fucking waste of DNA. Never held a job once in his miserable life. Creates sock accounts by the dozens on numerous boards, sites, been banned and then shadow evades the bans to get caught again and again.
dragoneer can tell you a thing or five about Mikey's dodging the bans here. "Toe Rings" Hirtes lives in Section Eight Housing in Iowa, loved to Phone Freak people and third party charge folks. I caught wind of Mikey's actions after he burned a few folks I know. I believe
defenbaugh was one of his victims or just managed to catch it in time and narked out Mikey's actions and immediately I put a third party block on my phone. (This was all pre-cell phone days). Mikey also loved to play phone tag and call up folks and spread bullshit "You know what Artist X said about Artist Y and you?" He was trolling even before the Internet.
Mikey panic called me and
karno back in 89, begging to allow him to stay at my place, saying he'd even accept sleeping on the floor and in a corner cause he was being evicted from his place he was living at the time and was calling everybody in the fandom, all wisely denied him. I simply hung up on him as he was crying/begging in sheer desperation. For a guy living on the Tugboat, he certainly got around. Managed to get out to SDCC a few times. Showed up one year with a brand new VHS camcorder (Again, this was in 1994 and those were EXPENSIVE!!) and was recording everything and everybody. His favorite tactic was to bait people into saying shit and also snagging peoples black books and slowly videotaping the contents of the books, pausing on the art he liked. A couple of us grabbed his camcorder he left when he ran off to get something to eat during a party, erased all the stuff he had recorded and re-recorded over with various folks cursing at him when we announced it was Mikey's camcorder.
He also loved to commission artists, get the art done then do charge backs saying the artist failed doing something or violated some agreement. He cause quite a stir doing that here a few years ago. Mikey also blamed me for all his problems, no matter what it was, probably still does knowing him.
Occasionally I get an email from him , taunting me to reply so he can post the emails on some troll board somewhere. He usually pulls that shit as a red herring when those trolls are jumping his ass over his actions. Last I heard he's fighting some owner of another troll board and attacking Christian 'Chris Chan' Chandler on a daily basis coming off as the all knowing ,all powerful. Mikey is literally an Eric Cartman and just as fat.
Only positive thing I can say about him is he'll die alone, likely at his keyboard, using one of his numerous sock accounts on some troll board.
dragoneer can tell you a thing or five about Mikey's dodging the bans here. "Toe Rings" Hirtes lives in Section Eight Housing in Iowa, loved to Phone Freak people and third party charge folks. I caught wind of Mikey's actions after he burned a few folks I know. I believe
defenbaugh was one of his victims or just managed to catch it in time and narked out Mikey's actions and immediately I put a third party block on my phone. (This was all pre-cell phone days). Mikey also loved to play phone tag and call up folks and spread bullshit "You know what Artist X said about Artist Y and you?" He was trolling even before the Internet.Mikey panic called me and
karno back in 89, begging to allow him to stay at my place, saying he'd even accept sleeping on the floor and in a corner cause he was being evicted from his place he was living at the time and was calling everybody in the fandom, all wisely denied him. I simply hung up on him as he was crying/begging in sheer desperation. For a guy living on the Tugboat, he certainly got around. Managed to get out to SDCC a few times. Showed up one year with a brand new VHS camcorder (Again, this was in 1994 and those were EXPENSIVE!!) and was recording everything and everybody. His favorite tactic was to bait people into saying shit and also snagging peoples black books and slowly videotaping the contents of the books, pausing on the art he liked. A couple of us grabbed his camcorder he left when he ran off to get something to eat during a party, erased all the stuff he had recorded and re-recorded over with various folks cursing at him when we announced it was Mikey's camcorder.He also loved to commission artists, get the art done then do charge backs saying the artist failed doing something or violated some agreement. He cause quite a stir doing that here a few years ago. Mikey also blamed me for all his problems, no matter what it was, probably still does knowing him.
Occasionally I get an email from him , taunting me to reply so he can post the emails on some troll board somewhere. He usually pulls that shit as a red herring when those trolls are jumping his ass over his actions. Last I heard he's fighting some owner of another troll board and attacking Christian 'Chris Chan' Chandler on a daily basis coming off as the all knowing ,all powerful. Mikey is literally an Eric Cartman and just as fat.
Only positive thing I can say about him is he'll die alone, likely at his keyboard, using one of his numerous sock accounts on some troll board.
Yeesh. Big Yeeeesh. I remember "Furplay" from my first introduction to the Furry Fandom on the newsgroup alt.fan.furry. Quite a bundle of unpleasantness back then. Along with creatures like Random and StukaFox, they were my introduction to the realization that internet communities were not quite the gleaming future of society achieving some new level of enlightenment through the free exchange of ideas.
I'd heard about some of his antics, and I saw how he treated people there, and I remember him bragging about never having to work because he was on welfare, but that apparently was only the tip of the iceberg as far as the depths of his loathsomeness. And that was back around the late Nineties. It's sad to hear that he hasn't gotten any better.
And seriously, there are people still attacking "Chris Chan"? After it became public knowledge how horrible a life he has? Talk about punching down.
But yeah, all that crap aside, it's cool to see that you were around when these cons were at their height. I got here much too late.
I'd heard about some of his antics, and I saw how he treated people there, and I remember him bragging about never having to work because he was on welfare, but that apparently was only the tip of the iceberg as far as the depths of his loathsomeness. And that was back around the late Nineties. It's sad to hear that he hasn't gotten any better.
And seriously, there are people still attacking "Chris Chan"? After it became public knowledge how horrible a life he has? Talk about punching down.
But yeah, all that crap aside, it's cool to see that you were around when these cons were at their height. I got here much too late.
Yeah, his open bragging about how he "Screws over Uncle Stupid" and rode me constantly "Work harder monkey, I want a new TV." was one of his quips. Plus Mikey fakes his 'illnesses' like a Hard core Welfare queen before the case workers. When my daughter was born , everybody in the fandom was congratulating my wife and I, Only Mikey was being an utter downer and insulting my newborn daughter.
Only the notorious Sibe went further and called my wife "A N-word Cunt with N word kids" (You can grasp what was said right?) Only Credit Mikey has over Sibe is a utter lack STDs and less of an arrest record. Oh Yeah, Mikey has broken the law numerous times as well with an arrest record. I confronted Sibe at Conifur about his insults to my wife and kids. He treated it as a joke, then threatened to "Drag my ass into the mens room and pound my head into the wall." I didn't back down, then offered to "Discuss the situation outside, in the dark part of the parking lot." with him. Sibe instead got on his phone and called the con chair and bitched how I was 'Threatening HIM." All while there were numerous people witnessing this. Sibe then snuck off, I passed around a loose leaf binder and had people who witnessed it to write down what they saw and heard as eventual evidence. I still have that binder with the testimonies.
And theres chatter why Hirtes is constantly picking on Chris, cause Hirtes is actually jealous of Chris. Yes, Chris is a waste of DNA himself, (Oddly arrested several times himself!) Only thinks of himself, wastes money constantly buying toys, thinks himself as a Goddess and Beauty Queen but likely gets a bigger government monthly tugboat than Mikey. Plus is actually more popular than Mikey.
Plus unlike Mikey, Chris is not a notorious troll with dozens of emails and sock puppet accounts raging his hate all day every day "For the Lulz". Plus the fact remains that Christ actually gets people buying his shit on ebay like signed Fanta cans and fucked up custom painted Poke' Balls.
StiukaFox, theres a name I plumb clean forgot about. Sad thing was I used to have personal plates on my car that read 'Stuka'. I had to ditch the plates cause at cons people thought it was StukaFoxes car.
I literally did over a decade of con reports, some I'd love to repost again.
Only the notorious Sibe went further and called my wife "A N-word Cunt with N word kids" (You can grasp what was said right?) Only Credit Mikey has over Sibe is a utter lack STDs and less of an arrest record. Oh Yeah, Mikey has broken the law numerous times as well with an arrest record. I confronted Sibe at Conifur about his insults to my wife and kids. He treated it as a joke, then threatened to "Drag my ass into the mens room and pound my head into the wall." I didn't back down, then offered to "Discuss the situation outside, in the dark part of the parking lot." with him. Sibe instead got on his phone and called the con chair and bitched how I was 'Threatening HIM." All while there were numerous people witnessing this. Sibe then snuck off, I passed around a loose leaf binder and had people who witnessed it to write down what they saw and heard as eventual evidence. I still have that binder with the testimonies.
And theres chatter why Hirtes is constantly picking on Chris, cause Hirtes is actually jealous of Chris. Yes, Chris is a waste of DNA himself, (Oddly arrested several times himself!) Only thinks of himself, wastes money constantly buying toys, thinks himself as a Goddess and Beauty Queen but likely gets a bigger government monthly tugboat than Mikey. Plus is actually more popular than Mikey.
Plus unlike Mikey, Chris is not a notorious troll with dozens of emails and sock puppet accounts raging his hate all day every day "For the Lulz". Plus the fact remains that Christ actually gets people buying his shit on ebay like signed Fanta cans and fucked up custom painted Poke' Balls.
StiukaFox, theres a name I plumb clean forgot about. Sad thing was I used to have personal plates on my car that read 'Stuka'. I had to ditch the plates cause at cons people thought it was StukaFoxes car.
I literally did over a decade of con reports, some I'd love to repost again.
Ohhhh, Sibe. I nearly forgot about him. Thief, kidnapper, and kiddy diddler. And he's a Portland boy too...son of someone with a lot of money to bail him out of his various legal troubles. I remember that you depicted him as a banana slug on WCoTP.
StukaFox, as I recall, was one of Random's chief enablers. Random's schick was to spout out a thousand variations of "furries are teh suck!" and Stuka was there to defend him whenever anyone told him to shut up or suggested banning him from whatever because he had something valid to say. StukaFox also contributed to a lot of malicious crossposting between newsgroups to make them nearly unreadable. Thankfully the trend started shifting to moderated webforums and I never looked back.
And that whole thing with Hirtes picking on Chris just sounds sicker the more I hear about it. I read just enough about Chris to kind of feel sorry for him on account of him having genuine mental issues but it just made me to depressed to go any further. Some people would be better having never discovered the internet. Yeesh.
And yes, you should post more of your con reports. They're pretty entertaining.
StukaFox, as I recall, was one of Random's chief enablers. Random's schick was to spout out a thousand variations of "furries are teh suck!" and Stuka was there to defend him whenever anyone told him to shut up or suggested banning him from whatever because he had something valid to say. StukaFox also contributed to a lot of malicious crossposting between newsgroups to make them nearly unreadable. Thankfully the trend started shifting to moderated webforums and I never looked back.
And that whole thing with Hirtes picking on Chris just sounds sicker the more I hear about it. I read just enough about Chris to kind of feel sorry for him on account of him having genuine mental issues but it just made me to depressed to go any further. Some people would be better having never discovered the internet. Yeesh.
And yes, you should post more of your con reports. They're pretty entertaining.
That's because he didn't record all the non-furry stuff going on. SDCC was a bit like a furry con back then, in that all the furs hung out with each other and had tables, but there was also a million other dealers and other things going on there that weren't relevant to this particular report.
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