Original by  Chisea

Ooookay, so this isn't one of those adventures where you can convince the slime cubes to join your party... Or... no, no, maybe it is! Yeah, check it out, he's already trying to protect me, and keep me nice and safe inside of him! Awww, he's even feeding me a little, too! Er... wow, he's really making sure I'm nice and fed, isn't he? I... think this is a defense buff? I think he's trying to give me a speed buff, too, by pouring all that slime into my paws? Uhhh... I'm not sure that's gonna work, but his heart's in the right place, and that's all that matters!

Title: Suck a Bazooka - Franz Torpedo