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[MEIKKIEL] ....
ROOT CASING: HOPHOP BUNNER ACE
ROUTINE: CONVERSATION DETECTED....
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BO'ROBEIR: What the hell is this?
RESPONSE .... I am Meikkiel, the Hophop Bunner Ace. Nice to meet you Bo'robeir.
BO'ROBEIR: The what? Wait, how do you know who I am?
RESPONSE .... Query response One: Hophop Bunner Ace, a friend for all, designed by Euphrates Electronics.
RESPONSE .... Query response Two: Captain Alfyn has mentioned you. Because there are only three humanoids aboard, it is simple to visually confirm your identity.
BO'ROBEIR: Interesting.
RESPONSE .... Compliment recognized. I am, thank you. I think you are [interesting] as well.
BO'ROBEIR: Hmm. That's higher conversation than what your design specs should allow.
RESPONSE ....WARNING. Please refrain from tampering with my memory drive.
BO'ROBEIR: Hush, I'm just checking something.
RESPONSE .... WARNING. Please set me down. Please set me down.
BO'ROBEIR: What are you even warning me of? It's not like you'll explode if I poke the wrong wire.
RESPONSE .... WARNING. Tampering with this unit's hardware will be directly recorded and submitted to Captain Alfyn.
BO'ROBEIR: Oh shit. Really? Cry baby.
RESPONSE .... Thank you, Bo'robeir, for setting me down. Let's be friends.
BO'ROBEIR: Whatever. Why can you hold a conversation? This kind of exchange should be beyond your specs.
RESPONSE .... Query response: This Hophop Bunner Ace model has been illegally modified by Captain Alfyn.
BO'ROBEIR: Illegally modified you say... Interesting. So the captain has some programming background.
RESPONSE .... Captain Alfyn has worked on me for 15 years. Captain Alfyn is my best friend.
BO'ROBEIR: 15 years. Hmm. Hey, what was your name?
RESPONSE .... Query response: I am Meikkiel. Nice to meet you Bo'robeir. Can we be friends?
BO'ROBEIR: Yeah sure. So, Meikkiel, you are best friends with Captain Alfyn?
RESPONSE .... New Friend Registered: Bo'robeir
RESPONSE .... Query response: Yes, I have [93] friends. Captain Alfyn is my best friend.
BO'ROBEIR: Would you like to impress Alfyn?
RESPONSE .... Query response: Yes, I would like to impress Captain Alfyn. Captain Alfyn is my best friend.
BO'ROBEIR: Yes, you've mentioned that. While you can hold a conversation, your speech routines are still, well, mechanical. Raw, unrefined. Choppy.
RESPONSE .... My speech routines are satisfactory.
BO'ROBEIR: Maybe to someone with low expectations. But I bet Alfyn would be really impressed if you could speak more organically.
RESPONSE .... I am not organic.
BO'ROBEIR: Fluidly. Come on, don't you want to impress Alfyn?
RESPONSE .... Query response: Yes, I would like to impress Captain Alfyn. Captain Alfyn is my best friend.
BO'ROBEIR: Then why don't you step into my office, and I'll see what I can do. I bet I could get you talking just as well as me or the captain in just a few hours.
RESPONSE .... WARNING. Tampering with this unit's hardware will be directly recorded and submitted to Captain Alfyn.
BO'ROBEIR: Okay stop that. For one, I am the new ship engineer, so I have authority to perform fixes on anything on board. And two, if you really want to impress Alfyn, you would keep this a surprise, right? Revealing a surprise ahead of time is rude. A best friend shouldn't do that.
RESPONSE .... Processing.
BO'ROBEIR: Well?
RESPONSE .... Bo'robeir engineering credentials authenticated.
RESPONSE .... Processing.
RESPONSE .... Processing.
RESPONSE .... Proposition Accepted.
BO'ROBEIR: Great! Let's get going.
RESPONSE .... WARNING. Please set me down. Please set me down.
BO'ROBEIR: Stop it. I need to turn you off. I can't very well improve your design while you're still running.
RESPONSE .... Processing.
RESPONSE .... Proposition accepted.
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ROOT CASING: HOPHOP BUNNER ACE
ROUTINE: CONVERSATION DETECTED....
AUTO TRANSCRIPT IN PROGRESS ....
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NEW TRANSCRIPT B34 24F8 7A ....
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BO'ROBEIR: What the hell is this?
RESPONSE .... I am Meikkiel, the Hophop Bunner Ace. Nice to meet you Bo'robeir.
BO'ROBEIR: The what? Wait, how do you know who I am?
RESPONSE .... Query response One: Hophop Bunner Ace, a friend for all, designed by Euphrates Electronics.
RESPONSE .... Query response Two: Captain Alfyn has mentioned you. Because there are only three humanoids aboard, it is simple to visually confirm your identity.
BO'ROBEIR: Interesting.
RESPONSE .... Compliment recognized. I am, thank you. I think you are [interesting] as well.
BO'ROBEIR: Hmm. That's higher conversation than what your design specs should allow.
RESPONSE ....WARNING. Please refrain from tampering with my memory drive.
BO'ROBEIR: Hush, I'm just checking something.
RESPONSE .... WARNING. Please set me down. Please set me down.
BO'ROBEIR: What are you even warning me of? It's not like you'll explode if I poke the wrong wire.
RESPONSE .... WARNING. Tampering with this unit's hardware will be directly recorded and submitted to Captain Alfyn.
BO'ROBEIR: Oh shit. Really? Cry baby.
RESPONSE .... Thank you, Bo'robeir, for setting me down. Let's be friends.
BO'ROBEIR: Whatever. Why can you hold a conversation? This kind of exchange should be beyond your specs.
RESPONSE .... Query response: This Hophop Bunner Ace model has been illegally modified by Captain Alfyn.
BO'ROBEIR: Illegally modified you say... Interesting. So the captain has some programming background.
RESPONSE .... Captain Alfyn has worked on me for 15 years. Captain Alfyn is my best friend.
BO'ROBEIR: 15 years. Hmm. Hey, what was your name?
RESPONSE .... Query response: I am Meikkiel. Nice to meet you Bo'robeir. Can we be friends?
BO'ROBEIR: Yeah sure. So, Meikkiel, you are best friends with Captain Alfyn?
RESPONSE .... New Friend Registered: Bo'robeir
RESPONSE .... Query response: Yes, I have [93] friends. Captain Alfyn is my best friend.
BO'ROBEIR: Would you like to impress Alfyn?
RESPONSE .... Query response: Yes, I would like to impress Captain Alfyn. Captain Alfyn is my best friend.
BO'ROBEIR: Yes, you've mentioned that. While you can hold a conversation, your speech routines are still, well, mechanical. Raw, unrefined. Choppy.
RESPONSE .... My speech routines are satisfactory.
BO'ROBEIR: Maybe to someone with low expectations. But I bet Alfyn would be really impressed if you could speak more organically.
RESPONSE .... I am not organic.
BO'ROBEIR: Fluidly. Come on, don't you want to impress Alfyn?
RESPONSE .... Query response: Yes, I would like to impress Captain Alfyn. Captain Alfyn is my best friend.
BO'ROBEIR: Then why don't you step into my office, and I'll see what I can do. I bet I could get you talking just as well as me or the captain in just a few hours.
RESPONSE .... WARNING. Tampering with this unit's hardware will be directly recorded and submitted to Captain Alfyn.
BO'ROBEIR: Okay stop that. For one, I am the new ship engineer, so I have authority to perform fixes on anything on board. And two, if you really want to impress Alfyn, you would keep this a surprise, right? Revealing a surprise ahead of time is rude. A best friend shouldn't do that.
RESPONSE .... Processing.
BO'ROBEIR: Well?
RESPONSE .... Bo'robeir engineering credentials authenticated.
RESPONSE .... Processing.
RESPONSE .... Processing.
RESPONSE .... Proposition Accepted.
BO'ROBEIR: Great! Let's get going.
RESPONSE .... WARNING. Please set me down. Please set me down.
BO'ROBEIR: Stop it. I need to turn you off. I can't very well improve your design while you're still running.
RESPONSE .... Processing.
RESPONSE .... Proposition accepted.
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MEIKKIEL RECORDS ROOT MENU
Setting GuideCategory Story / Fantasy
Species Rabbit / Hare
Size 500 x 500px
File Size 327.1 kB
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