After having most of his weapons confiscated, by an enclave patrol, en route to a major warzone in the wasteland. Baron decides the only proper response is to reclaim his merchandise in a subtle and humane manner. Using a stolen uniform and communicator, he lures them right into a ghoul infested town. But the feeble horde there to greet them simply won't do the job. Perhaps a well placed shot on the nearby church bell could help awaken the town to their new guests? I'm sure ol'reliable can make that dinnerbell ring.

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