Hello hello all you groovy citters of the wastes! This is Ringo, lead pilot of The Wreckage Riders! The post-apocalypse's only crew of aviation delivery experts!

[plane engine malfunction noise]

Oh don't worry, makes that sound all the time.

[much more severe plane engine malfunction noise]

Whoa! That's a new one, I'll have to put that in the report book. Haha.

Anyway! From the NCR to the Capital Wastes, weather it be letters or bodies, no shipment is too big or too small. Why walk across the unforgiving wasteland when you can have us fly you there with only half the danger! The whole plane may not make it to it's destination but you can be sure you or your package will! So the next time you want something delivered or you just want to do a fly by mooning, think The Wreckage Riders!