What's that tiny telescope do? I'm looking for a few curses for science.

" Ah that Telescope turns you into this owl (https://celebritypets.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Zeus-blind-owl-star-eyes.jpg) after all once you stare into the starrry void for too long it begins to stare back.."

I'll take eight.

Lol " Unfortunatley cursed items are most often one of a kind, but feel free to take a look around Im sure theres many more things that youll enjoy"

Wonderful concept for a store; the clock on the top-left appeals to me as does the globe. Abra likes her knick-knacks. ovo

" Hmm the cuckoo clock a special piece that gives you all the inbuilt tools you'll need for woodworking, after all beaver teeth can be quite adept at sculpting tiny details and as an added bonus you'll never be late again! the globe is for people that enjoy world travel after all what better way to see the world then as an Arctic Tern! with its long migratory route you get to go all over!" (Im Glad you like store! its actually based on a local antique mall near my house. I enjoy browsing for antiques and thought " Hey! half this stuff looks like it could be cursed anyway so why not make a story out of it")

beaver teeth on a beak sounds weird and rad.

Arctic Tern's are cute and I love them.

Excuse me while I go write a review on yelp about this place!

" Glad to have a satisfied customer! Any online reviews are welcome, gotta get the word out that we are here you know!"

Ngl I’m laughing at how cheery the “yes! Everything here is cursed!” Sign is
Like hey, at least they’re up front about it?

//haha at least discounting the complimentary uncursed cookies, I love the details in this

Im glad you like it! the details were a lot of fun to do, especially all the little signs. Im Imagining that the antique store started as someones collection of cursed items. they couldn't really destroy them ( magic curses after all) so they hid them away to keep them safe from mankind. then the original owner died and their decedents were left with a lot of magical crap in the basement. then one of the Descendants realized " Hey, maybe some people actually want to be cursed, I mean have you seen the TF art that floating around the internet??" and so the Thrift store began.

Can these cursed items be used as gifts? I wouldn't even mind that I have to call the person I'm giving the curse item to a precise heads up first before purchasing it.

"Oh totally! Cursed Items make some of the best gifts! Allthough you do have to be careful when packaging them. Make sure to wear gloves at all times while transporting them. Im one of the "lucky few" people who are simply imune to all sources of magic which is why i can run this shop with no fear of losing my human form. So be sure to bundle up when handling cursed Items... unless you want to do some twining with the gifts recipient!"