Just take a right at Albuquerque.

and the fly on til m o r n i n g

As an American, allow me to apologize for my people's lack of knowledge when it comes to basic geography. .A.

I second this, honestly.

Next time, tell them you're actually on the Champs-Elysées, and that by looking through the window of the building, you can see Mount Fuji.

:'D o m g thats fantastic

😭

"Nah Sir, I'm in Mexico, we took another one of your jobs..."

build the wall!

Lol someone suggested Canada and Mexico build a wall, to keep americans in. ^.^

Hahaha. XD

Toronto is a U.S. city. Multiple U.S. cities, in fact, though none anywhere near California.

Shhhhhh

Ugh, this is so hard to read. Because you are telling him where you are at. For the better part of 5 years as my old job, we had to represent ourselves as working for the company that the customer had called in for (we took like..70 companies calls). So when they'd ask where I was, I'd have to say something like, "Oh yeah, we're right out of the (main city of company) office." and they'd ask "Oh, do you know this place, and this place, and the other place? How's the weather? Blah blah."

I got really good at using google to save my ass more than once.

oh gosh, i hate it when people ask where I am, it's not even like they can see me. Next time I want to be like "Atlantis" and see what happens.