## Events recorded in Echo Labs for research purposes. ##

Subject Name: "Professor Echo"
Pokémon Species: Sylveon, No. 700

== Transcription of Log Entry ==
Prof Echo: [Deep breath] All right. This is it. This is the moment. Oh, uh, 'begin log.' Or, whatever. I dunno, I'm not a scientist. Uhhm. Today is January 4th, 2020. The time is... Crap, I don't have a clock, and my phone's in the other room. Hey Chelsea! Make a note, we need to add a clock to the 'Dex!
Intern: Got it, boss!
Prof Echo: This is the first test of the DittoDex on a human subject. It's already been tested on Pokémon, since the laws surrounding that are so much more lax. I could talk for hours about how unfair that is, but whatever. That's not what we're here for. Chelsea! Make a note to test this thing on lawmakers until they tighten laws on Pokémon testing!
Intern: Err, got it boss!
Prof Echo: And you know what? Add Poké-OSHA to that list!
Intern: But we can't test this on an entire company...?
Prof Echo: Poké-OSHA said I can't run experiments on interns, but they can shove it up their Poké-ass!
Intern: Wait what?
Prof Echo: If I can't test the DittoDex on Chelsea, I'll test it on myself!
[The DittoDex emits a flash of light]
Prof Echo: Oh wow oh wow, it's really working! This is SO COOL! Oh wait oh crap. It's actually working!
Intern: We're getting good readings boss!
Prof Echo: Hey Chelsea? Did we ever finish the "rollback" feature...?
Intern: That depends. Tell me more about how you were going to test that on us?
== End of Log ==

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