Gnarg is a genius among his people. He follows intellectual pursuits such as bowling, spectator sports (he knows all the statistics for the local version of football, which in tournament play still requires a head for a ball) and chariot racing. He is an expert on the finer things in life such as good beer and hand-rolled cigars. He's also quite likely to stop and consider whether you are friend or foe, and if foe how dangerous you are, before charging into battle. Makes him rather feared by his less cautious rivals. :)

By Sabrina Stein and posted by permission