This reminds me of the time I lost a Halloween costume contest in high school to somebody with a cardboard box costume that was way less creative than that one.

eye-mouth?

EYE-MOUTH??

Don'tcha find it creeeepy and spooooky?

It was mysterious and kooky!

And altogether ooky! 7@=Q

Acting just like Mike....

Reminds me of a JayCees Halloween party I volunteered at. I had my fursuit as a costume, and , as "staff" was ineligible for the costume contest.

I was still choking back my outrage when the winner of the contest was a kid in a stock store-bought inflatable dino costume. Basically the reverse of this scenario, where the person who put no effort or creativity won.

I can accept a machine that instantly turns people into monsters, but the licensing fee for a Disney/Pixar character being only $10? Unpossible!

This story takes place in a less horrible alternate timeline.

Good point.

Let me guess. Sam Beckett leaped into Walt?

Nope! The captain of the Californian.
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