Rio Dulce

Tuesday, August 6, 2019

Dont come here....

I wrote all this stupid thing
......Dont read it

this never happened......

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HAHAHAHHAHA
Ntt.

So….. I did this very weird painting

I have decided to make an important change in my life.

even though important changes may only last a couple of days
haha. (We don’t remember Zimpli)

I decided to become an unpaid tourist guide.

have decided that the best way to work on our diplomatic relationship with our Fr3nz at the top of the world,
my friends from igotthepower.gov

Is to make advantage of our New Deal,

And convince them to come here, and enjoy our wonderful, country filled with rich and lush enviroments, places where you can uplift your spirit and your soul.

maybe reignite the animal spirit within you :V
…….

Way better than playing Skyrim on HTC Vice, with ENB Mods, and running on a Two SLI Nvidia 2080 RTX

That is called, Reality.
and at the long run, is actually cheaper.

so you can come and visit
take pictures and post them on instagram and facebook.
so people can feed your ego and make you feel
you are the king of the world

So this place has a castle

And it ain't called Dulce River,

ES RIO DULCE POR LA GRAN CHUCHA!

Uste aprende Espagniolo!

Luisito Comunica te puede enseñar un poco de lo que hay por aqui.

Y de paso vienes a visitar el estado de Jones, en Mixco.
(yo no vivo ahí)

Andale….le voy a hacer publicidad gratis a la Inguat.
Ojala me paguen unos mis quetzalitos.

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As a furry, wanting to be the President of the World
this is my Government Plan.

What we want is to Invite people to come to Guatemala
to invest in the development of the country,
By helping us, by helping you to have a good time.

How? With tourism.

The objective is first show the world that Guatemala is a country that does exist.
And the people that live there are actual human beings who also have feelings
And whose blood is red, like everyone else.

And let you know that there is a plan for this country to become a Safe Haven,
A place for anyone looking to get rid of the coldnees and hardness of concrete.

A place to open your heart to peace, love, and enlightment.

Asa nigua,

But first, we must turn Mars into Earth, Turn Hell into Heaven,
Turn Yooka-Laylee into Banjo Kazooie.

Now…i dont know how.
But…..

Here´s the thing.

There's three main sources of income in this country

First, remittances,
Money sent to families from Guatemalans who work outside,
Most of them working at U.S.

Main reason why people leave to work there, due to the hope of getting a stable job,
And send money back to feed their families.

But seems that aint gonna cut it anymore,

Second, Tourism
Income provided from recreational institutions,
Which take care of the responsibility of the perseveration of antique history
And natural habitats.

So anyone around the world can admire the wonders of nature
And the hidden mysteries of the Mayan culture.

Third, Exports,
Exportation of goods, like coffe,
fruit….(DID YOU HEAR THAT CIA,
..thansk for protecting the United Fruit Company and sending us to hell…
But we forgive you, mainly because are memory isn't that good due to poor nutrition.)

So this is still an agricultural country
Maybe still a "Banana Republic"
Well….there's a lot of chimps down here.
Many of them sniffing coke, and wearing bloody machetes.

Anyways,

So the deal is that, it would be cool if you happen to come and visit
And help our economy by enjoying what our country has to offer.

And maybe, decide to stay, like many people who enjoy living here do.

Not me tho, haha,
I was born here and burning here.
But it is a good incentive to have something to struggle in life.
Its like playing Halo on Legendary Difficulty.

I do Hope to get the Legendary ending tho.

blah blah blah.....

v03 06/08/2019

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