"Turns out Titan is one of the lead chefs here. When he saw me eating in the restaurant (I figure he's always busy pumping out all the deliciously fattening meals that go to my titanic paunch) he took the opportunity to come out and say hi to me. It didn't take very long at all for the conversation to go to my towering bulk, which Titan commented that I had definitely become one of the bigger patrons he'd served for a while. Turns out the big guy likes to be the small guy! Who'd've thunk?"

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