"The water is very nice... okay, I'll cut to the chase. I can't resist eating their food and drinking their beverages. The only times I am without something to snack on are when I'm out in the water, and even then I find myself wondering how edible the sealife is. Actually, it's quite edible. More than once, I have found myself just grabbing a random fish swimming by, cooking it with shadow-fire, and chomping it down before I'm even aware of what I've done. The staff were there for me the first time I did it, mostly because I came out of the water weeping apologies to them, to which they responded that it was expected and they kept the nearby waters well-stocked with the largest and most delicious species. It's only been a few days, but already my belly is starting to bulge quite noticeably..."

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