“This is absolutely insane!”

“Hey, you were the one to ask She-Hulk if she had any cases she would pass on…”

“Yeah, but I expected maybe a property damages case or something, not being sent to an alien planet and becoming the size of a car!”

“I’d say more of a moving truck… and they did apologize, at least. They didn’t know that their atmosphere could do this to humans. At least you aren’t constantly worrying about tipping over all the time - I feel like a cow! And to think I used to be envious of sis for hers…”

“How can you be so blase about all this? We could be stuck like this!”

“Hey, they said it would probably be back to normal after we get back. Anyways, I think you’re not as upset about this as you claim you are.”

“WHAT?”

“You know how they said a lot of this was driven by the chemicals interacting with our subconscious?”

“Yeah, so?”

“You’re growing. Again. Admit it, you like being all hulked out!”

“Oh, damn… This is the third suit today I’ve gone through… And just for the record, you’re still growing, too.”

“Well, duh. But I’m fine with admitting I *like* being the ultimate boob queen. And…well, all this is kinda hot. In a freaky kinda way.”

“Weirdo.”

“So I guess you don’t want to spend some time at the hotel, uh, exploring all this?”

“I didn’t say that…”

“HA! Also, for the record, you’re the size of a house now."

"Man, I hope the court room has extra wide doors….”




Someone joked about Phoenix taking a page from She Hulk after UMvsC3. Looks like he took a page from the Hulk, as well.

Another censored piece from Tumblr.