wtf dude... homophobic much?

Relax.

I just want to piss off the snowflakes on this site, listen to them threaten me despite having no martial arts/firearms training, or any physical strength for that matter.

Beside, if the degenerates on this site don't mind teasing each other with such slurs, then they shouldn't have a problem with strangers using it.

Internet threats, awesome. Those are definitely kids that haven't learned yet.

It get that your point is a bit like blacks who call each other nigger all the time in casual conversation, then get offended to the point of violence when anyone other than black says it. Sucks for the other sector of that group that don't(use the word), though.

Carry on.

Oh, I gotta be really scary then I know a martial art that is like 11th-degree black belt(it is actually above karate) and (much to my surprise) found out I am deadly accurate at 20 yeards with either hand and any pistol or revolver! And I'm gay I'm also a six foot four bottom!

Don't say. What type of martial art then?

If you own guns, just post them. I'm sure Jim would like to see them, and so would I.

It will also piss off the gun controllers on this cesspool of a website.

Yep, of course, the martial art I know was originally discovered 400 years ago by Miyamoto Musashi during the warring states period of Japan before Nobunaga unified all the warlords. It has no actual name but I call it 'one' because I do one action. In most karate movements you do three to five movements to correctly deliver the blow I do one, which is faster? I also learned acceleration with means I can move a hundred times faster if I want to. Note Musashi could not teach anybody his style-less and formless motion because he used a sword. He would kill his students in attempting to teach it to them. It has been lost for over 400 years.

A 10th degree black belt in Tai Ch'I rediscovered it and my cousin who took 20 years to learn it taught it to me, he is a 4rth degree black belt in Muk Duk Qwan, I learned 'one' in three years. Sort of outside the norm, most of the black belts take a little over 20 years to unlearn all their karate' since I am a yellow belt in comparison I learned this method faster. The key is the following, it has no style there is no form and you don't think of anything when you do it correctly... Greg Expose' the 10th Dan grandmaster; rediscovered it after thirty-five years of attempting. Bruce Lee tried to get his students to understand to not think at all when they performed his form in the Nin Po style, this is the same except there is no style or form!

I own a Remington 20 gauge long barrel semi-auto shotgun, (four shot with one in the chamber) with a Browning action. It is in Michigan I lack the money to get it sent to where I live in Oregon. It was made in 1956, I'm only a year older than it is.

I discovered I was deadly accurate with either hand also shooting from the hip and not aiming down the barrel, with a .357 magnum a friend was tried to shoot a plastic cup off a woodpile 200 feet away. I shot it dead center with my right hand then after setting it up again and finding only one shot left in the revolver shot with my left hand then like a smart ass handed it back to my friend who'd already gone through two boxes of ammo trying to even hit the cup, a little low and to the left of center, "Well nothing's wrong with the gun!...!"

My body looks a little better!!

cute dude lol

He's thinking on it. XD

Tie him to a tree?
There's a tree right there! Between his legs!

*harumph*

I can wiggle mine better. It's partly prehensile, ya know. Heat seeking missile for the ladies.

Did you just...*Harumph*?

I did! Whatcha gonna do about it?

I'm the old man kangaroo, leader of my mob of roos, a greymuzzle, and a boomer. Check out the toe claws. Nasty things. I'm rough, tough, and, um... other 'ough' words!

Uh huh, Mr Strap-on pouch boy. You are just this side of a wallaby and almost 'Fun sized'. Red needs to smack you around again, but I understand she feels that tormenting you is like telling a 7 year old there is no Tooth Fairy or Santa Claus. You both whine and cry about it!

Wait, there's no such thing as Santa or the tooth fairy? So who is the old guy eating cookies in the living room or this woman sticking her hands under my pillow?

Help! Home invasion! Send Red!