This is the worst greeting card ever.

My contribution to the CareBears Collab! It's Mr. Beastly from Nelvana's The Care Bears Family! Or rather, just Beastly, because the Mr. part got dropped pretty early on in the show's run, probably because the Care Bears realized it was too sophisticated of a name for him.

I always got a kick out of how the poor Care Bears had to just deal with this furball, who probably smelled like wet dog, popping out of their garbage cans on a regular basis and ensnaring the Care Bears in shoddy traps that were easy to escape from. He's like the epitome of useless 80's minion that really can't do anything right while having a really funny voice and verbal tic, and that's what makes him kinda lovable. I've seen people revamp this guy into being something more frightening, but honestly, I think the entire point of this creature's existence is to be a complete and utter loser. "But why would the faceless sorcerer have something so useless?" you might be asking. Well, everyone needs something to kick around.

Also the bottom tusks are there because I watched several Care Bears episodes and he'd occasionally make expressions with bottom tusks so hey, now they're there all the time. Trust me when I say that they're completely useless. His diet is probably just rotting garbage or fruit anyhow. (or maybe he's a mutated Care Bear cousin, we may never know)