Her name might be Sadie, but her real identity is Satan! :4

My pain in the ass of a dog Sadie, who i just love........ HAHFJASHFKJASDNFKJSADN!

Let me tell you all a story about bad and funny investments in the forum of a dog.

So when i was 10 I wanted a dog. My parents were like no for a good long while, but my parents are also suckers for animals.... XD It runs in the family, I swear. So when they finally said yes it was up to me to now find a dog! Of course i wanted a Sheltie, which are just mini Collies. Their different breeds but more or less thats what they look like. BUT NO! MY SISTER! THE GENIUS OF ALL OF THIS! WAS LIKE WHY nOt GEt A GerMAn ShORtHaiR PoINTer! IM LIKE SEEM LEGIT!

So I did the research that any 10 year old in want of a dog would do. My sister found an ad for puppies, there was 2 available. A boy and a girl. My sisters like the brother is cuter! Im like sure! I had no real thoughs in the moment, im like dogs! So we go there and BAM PUPPIES! And their parents. Big bitches, ok I was 10 and short so maybe they weren't as tall as I thought they were. So im down on the floor hanging with the brother who is white with brown spots if I can remember, cute, mellow little dude just chilling in front of the fan, for it was summer and hot. Im petting him and he is chill while his parents are just taking me out!

BUT

THEN I SEE HER! She is on the couch just chewing on a blanket, im sitting on the floor across from her just staring back. She stared me dead in the eyes and then came down from the couch tripping over her VERY LARGE EARS! IT WAS SO FUCKING CUTE! So im hanging with her, she is just prefect. Also the sellers of puppies were like the her brother has a family wanting to look at him that day. Which we did see them, and my 10 year old brain is like IF I DON'T GET THIS PUPPY NO ONE IS GOING TO WANT HER! I now look back on that and how flawed that statement is. SO im like MOM THIS ONE! Im hold her little black ass, like HMM1MM1M1M1!!!! My mom and sister are like i thought you wanted the brown one, but im like nah this one! She was like fine and she goes to help me sign the stuff the owner needed us to do. The whole time this little black puppy is PURPOSELY WALKING THROUGH EVERY WATER DISH ON HER WAY INTO THE KITCHEN. Like she could have easily went around, but no. Still blinded by love this was not an issue.

So we take my new dog and go in the car, which presents it first issue. We'er driving and my aunt is helping me pick names for her, and this little shit starts crying. And im like she just home sick, its fine! ONLY IF I KNEW. This dog to this day FUCKING HATES CARS AND BEING IN THEM, she will almost start howling she will not shut up. Once tried to get out through the window. We try not to bring her on car rides. So we settle on the name Sadie on the way to a petish store to pick her up some neat doggy things. After that we go home and let her outside and she just sniffs everthing, her long ass elephant ears dragging on the ground. We go inside and this little bitch pees inside right away... The promptly falls asleep on her dog bed. 1 AND ONLY TIME SHE EVER SLEPT ON THAT DOG BED!

So first night rolls around, and were like we are gonna train her to sleep in the cage......... Omg Iv never heard such an overreaction. SHE HOWLS AS LOUD AS SHE CAN! AS LOUD AS HER PUPPY LUNGS ALLOW.... Holy god damit.. It was awful it went on for a straight 25 minutes and she only got louder as she went on, so my mom very pissed off tells me to grab the damn dog out and just have it sleep with me... Which I did, and from there on she sleep in my bed, my parents bed, or the living room couch..... So that was just one of many fails.

I would like to tell you one thing about this lovely dog, she is a rare color. I know black on white! Real "rare". But I promise she is. I was informed this by someone who owned her sister. He had a few German pointers and was training them to be hunting dogs. While mine was an over pampered little hoe who was scared of water.
So he told me that basically her color is rarish, and showed me a picture or her and all her siblings when they were like a day old. They were all either brown and white, white and brown, or white and black. While she is black and white. I know stupid detail but one I remember well. Also, she couldn't be registered for any conformation classes for her breed.. Cause of her color, so even if she was pretty and rare, it kinda explained why no like dog shower person would want her. I don't know if that rules changed or not, but that's how it was 8years ago.


This dog had been a curse, but a curse I would never get rid of, Because she is perfect and cute and adorable and just prettier than everyone I know. Despite her freakishly good looks, this little hoe loves to run away. Just for the hell of it. Summer, winter, rain, warm, cold, day or night. Anytime is a good time for her. I have hunted her down all over this town, the cops were called once cause of her. Lucky we didn't get a ticket. Stupid neighbor,YOU KNEW IT WAS OUR DOG WE ALWAYS CHASING AFTER HER?!!! My friend also lost her a few times… “let's go play with her, she won't run away!” She would say happily as my dog was running away. I would fall for her words three time before not listening to her any longer. She ran away on a blizzard once…… that bitch.

So now my dog, Sadie. Was the worst investment of $450. But I will be very sad when she dies, like Stockholm syndrome