Grant Morrison converted me from the church of Batman to the one true golden path of Superman.

Nah but seriously, the older I get the less I like Batman* and the more I think Supes is actually a pretty cool guy, it's just that he hasn't had a good movie since 1978 and a fun one since '87. DBZ, One Punch Man and My Hero Academia have shown us that stupid-powerful heroes can be great entertainment and anyone who's all "Superman is so OP" forgets that there's like two dozen plus named characters in the DC universe that could beat him up but everyone forgets about because Hollywood has this weird Zod boner.

[deep breath] ok im good now

Also Superdad is the best and Jon Kent is so kawaii I died and Bendis is a dork.

*Bruce Wayne, specifically. Dick Grayson and Terry McGinnis are still pretty rad in my book. I want a Batman Beyond movie (c'mon Ben Affleck would be perfect for a grumpy old Bruce Wayne, he just has to channel his despair from that one interview) but not with the current production staff, but I'll settle for him showing up on Legends of Tomorrow.