i want the tater please

NO Broom, NO. You know what it does for your indigestion.

*eats it*

Alright young man! No dessert for YOU! Go to the Time Out burrow!

this is so clever, i love it

I am glad you approve.

I lay claim to all the succulent, juicy dark meat, and I DO hope it's bloody! *slurp*

Aaah that's our Fangs, always after some meat to suck.

But wait, you can't eat a gho-

Oh wait, yes you can...

he he he......

Huh, quick bunny too. It's a good thing I ate my morning garlic and cabbage mash. I don't know if it stops vampires, but nobody else wants to get near me!

LMAO!!!

I am sure this is a bone-a-fide hit with everyone who is eating.

I invited all the neighborhood dogs.

Me?!!..... Why does Everyone Always Blame little ol'defenesles Me?! Well.... I guess i Did Kinda Demand you Do Something Artistic.... And I Must say i am Certainly Not Dissaponted! This Is Rather Quite Creative!
However..... (Her comes the critique) it would have been better had you saved the Head and Neck..... Or perhaps as My twisted mind would have done, attached one from Another Creature.
But i Do find the Rotten Potatoes a Very Nice Touch!
Especially since I'm not a fan of the Overly Dry Bird Myself, or even the Holiday for that matter.

In all Honesty though, This Really is Beautiful Work!!

Sadly I live with others, head, neck, feet and vital organs go to the dogs and are greatly enjoyed. While I have some complete chickens the turkey remains stubbornly headless until I can sneak said delicacies past two hungry mouths.

Ahhh..... Well there's Nothing Wrong With That!
Perhaps a little Creativity is in order.... You say you have an Over population of Bunnies.... Perhaps a Rabbit head could suffice?

I Do have a collection of rabbit skulls, but not so many necks. It could be done perhaps.

That's the Spirit!!
See? I'll Antagonize you to be Creative Yet!

Too bad im going to a buffet this thanksgiving. I LOVE cooking for the holidays but im broke this year

I've always found family meals to be stressful. Gimmie a jumbo pot of macaroni cheese any day.

Theres only 24 ppl including me left in my family :(

Death is a very harsh being

I don't know what the limits of 'family' are, depending on definition it could range from 4 to 400. But some of them are taxing. Death though, it happens, so it goes,there's no harshness there, only the way of the world.

A ghost turkey... Where is it, I don't see it.

It's invisible.

So what your saying is that if I were to eat it I would taste something.

Yes. Unfortunately it would be my cooking, which might kill you.

It looks very healthy.

Indeed, I try not to kill anything before I stuff it in the oven.

I like my food cooked, actually we serve it raw XD

Probably safer to eat?

https://www.wsj.com/amp/articles/th.....es-11630600258

Oh definitely. You can make a good stock from turkey bones. If you saok in vinegar you can eat the entire skeleton afterwards, if only for a dare.

Also, your article requires a membership. I'm not high class, I don't have access to the upper crust of the internet.

It was free when I visited it, try this?

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-next-lockdown-baking-challenge-wombat-shaped-cakes-11630600258&ved=2ahUKEwjnjMO14OjyAhWRTt8KHU7rBVYQFnoECAYQAQ&usg=AOvVaw1kkVVVxwWlUgVi46hFrtWp

Maybe in your country, but not mine. And FA doesn't like that link at all. Even copy-pasting it made google mad at me. You might try a tinyurl, but I suspect my country is banned.

That's weird because the story is from the other side of the known world, Sidney and Melbourne? They had bagel frogs, koala cookies, wombat cakes, trap door spider cupcakes, so many tasty items. :(

Yeah, but that's Australia, where they make their national icon into pet food and they invented vegemite. If there's a dish that'll kill an ocker it's not been invented yet, but those of us with actual tastebuds would do better with more traditional fare.

Vegemite smells, (and probably tastes like), the anal gland scrapings of a dingo. I lost a lot of money on being able to finish a jar of the stuff. Less than a third in, I lost interest in money.

The trick is to dissolve it in hot water and chug the stuff befor your brain figures out what the hell you're doing. Unsurprisingly it's made from the barrell scrapings after beer is brewed. Truly the country is a harsh one, knowing neither mercy nor patience.

Omg, such an unusual photo! A taxidermist's dream, xd

I've done a bit, certainly. Mostly skeletons, but a few furs.