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You know, there's something different about Big Boss Bill, but I just can't put my finger on it.
Also, never underestimate Bill's Determination to sell and deliver Chick-N-Lots Chick-N-Tots.
As usual I want to thank
ApolloJay89, 
quizguy and 
Clow for being my Patrons. You guys are so patient with me through all this.
And you're always a great source of inspiration. Thank you. ^_^
Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/RustyMudstix
Zazzle Store: https://www.zazzle.com/collections/.....er_oblivious_b east-119879614813627585
And Now a "Buy Me A Ko-Fi" account. ^_^ Ko-fi.com/cobaltraccoon
Also, never underestimate Bill's Determination to sell and deliver Chick-N-Lots Chick-N-Tots.
As usual I want to thank
ApolloJay89, 
quizguy and 
Clow for being my Patrons. You guys are so patient with me through all this.And you're always a great source of inspiration. Thank you. ^_^
Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/RustyMudstix
Zazzle Store: https://www.zazzle.com/collections/.....er_oblivious_b east-119879614813627585
And Now a "Buy Me A Ko-Fi" account. ^_^ Ko-fi.com/cobaltraccoon
Category Artwork (Digital) / Fantasy
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Size 1280 x 465px
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Joey: Read what? This sign that says "WARNING: Under Construciton"?
Waldorf: Zzzz……… Say wut?
Statler: Wha-oh…
*balcony floor gives way*
Both: AAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh…
Joey: *looks at screen* These guys have weally got to stop falling for me…
*Turns back around, showing him hiding a saw behind his back*
(long distance thuds)
Waldorf: Zzzz……… Say wut?
Statler: Wha-oh…
*balcony floor gives way*
Both: AAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh…
Joey: *looks at screen* These guys have weally got to stop falling for me…
*Turns back around, showing him hiding a saw behind his back*
(long distance thuds)
Imagine if you would… A mother… overworked, exhausted, and a few months pregnant, not enough that she's about to pop, but enough to be a hindrence. The father is out of town, but she just needed five minutes of sleep. So she puts a cinderblock in front of the doggy door and lays down with her less than 2 year old son… She wakes up to find that her son is gone and the cinderblock was moved. Before she can dial 911, there is a knock on the door. It's the police. They had found a young child walking with his stuffed dog and followed by an actual dog several blocks. The dog's tags read to this location.
True story.
That child was me and I wanted to go to the park, but I didn't want to wake my mother.
Sorry MamaT…
True story.
That child was me and I wanted to go to the park, but I didn't want to wake my mother.
Sorry MamaT…
What? Did you want me to wake her up after she was finally gettig a nap?
Besides, I didn't go alone. I had "Deybur" and "Bun-bun" with me the whole time…
Unofficially speaking, we were on our way back because it started to rain. I don't really remember much, I recall being inside a police car, but I could have sworn that was a feild trip or an officer visiting school or something.
If it makes you feel beter, that was litterally the only time I was caug…*cough* 'picked up' by the police.
Besides, I didn't go alone. I had "Deybur" and "Bun-bun" with me the whole time…
Unofficially speaking, we were on our way back because it started to rain. I don't really remember much, I recall being inside a police car, but I could have sworn that was a feild trip or an officer visiting school or something.
If it makes you feel beter, that was litterally the only time I was caug…*cough* 'picked up' by the police.
Oh contrare… Like any mother, She was overjoyed to find me safe and sound.
Besides, it's not like i was old enough to understand what I did wrong.
Also, it's not the first time I scared the crap out of her. Before that, she let me play on the floor. She turned around for less than a minute and found me standing in the sink. She honestly thought I was a witch baby or something.
Besides, it's not like i was old enough to understand what I did wrong.
Also, it's not the first time I scared the crap out of her. Before that, she let me play on the floor. She turned around for less than a minute and found me standing in the sink. She honestly thought I was a witch baby or something.
Not going to happen.
Bill is very much passionate about Chick-N-Lots, like to a fault.
If his car had broken down while he was off duty, he wouldn't be able to do half that well (even with that little "boost").
I mean he might do well as a wrestler or professional body builder… but… not really enjoy it.
Bill is very much passionate about Chick-N-Lots, like to a fault.
If his car had broken down while he was off duty, he wouldn't be able to do half that well (even with that little "boost").
I mean he might do well as a wrestler or professional body builder… but… not really enjoy it.
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