Commisioned To Artist:  DaddyDNS

This is from a fourth adventure... i should probably start making folders for each different group in addition to a generic "Tabletop RPG Characters Folder". I made a point to gift to each and every player in that group a picture of their character, trying to deviate from the standard procedure of "let's rip a random picture from the internet" so i guess we'll see how this goes.

The adventure is all sorts of wacky so much so that we're doing "in character metagame" and it's justified. Basically the group is composed out of a bunch of "fantasy people" where the only standard one is my dwarven lady and it's basically "your characters are on vacation, they go to a theme parch where it's basically LARPing with animatronics and actors.

We've had (i kid you not) discussions about goblin work arrangements with the "dead" of a group of goblin which were playing (as actors) the part of Goblin Actors protesting their abysmal work conditions because they had no jacuzzi in their RV and the champagne they had on their meals was too cheap. Yes. You read it right we "fought" goblin actors playing the part of spoiled goblin actors protesting "Zeroth World Problems".

With stuff like this, words just fail and you learn how to stop worrying and enjoy using skills like "animal handling" to steer a triceratops in the right direction. Even when said triceratops has a steering wheel and gas pedals and makes clanking noises. But the system won't accept your commands until you've succeeded in the animal handling skill, so you better roll it.

And don't get me started on the "magical items"

This is: Dušana Timberlake

Finally! After getting portraits for everybody else in the team this is the first of my two characters in the game. Yep, she's one of my two characters. No, i'm not the DM here.

Dušana just wanted to have a gooooood nice vacation with her friends. She ended up joining the LARP of Port Th'Elos where she had to fight animatronic octopusses giant robot dinosaurs and tame baby phase kittens and blink puppies. She's a zookeeper and ignorant as you can make them, so she decided "🤬 with pretending to be something else i'm going to be a barbarian tamer of beasts". And so she is.