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NOTE : I had been wanting to parody that Gaston song from Beauty and the Beast with Blazing Dragons video game characters for almost one year now, this time I finally have inspiration !
Let's suppose when and how this would happen :
After Flicker saved the knights form Sir George's trap, everybody was waiting for the next day, the day of the tournament to win Princess Flame's hand ; the knights and some servants and villagers were in a tavern not far from the castle.
Flicker was still a squire Sir Loungealot had just hired on that morning. He had never been bothered by him, despite he was his rival as the princess loved him, because he was scrawny and was never taken seriously by him, the other knights and the king, so he was not a real big threat, Loungealot was sure of winning Princess Flame's hand and becoming king of Camelhot, with Flicker remaining in the place he belongs, as to say a lonely loser who will have to obey him, and with the hot princess in his bed. He had hired him as a squire because he liked his flatteries and knew it would not be too long as he was positive to win, a squire just for one day or two.
But today, he saw he was already preogressing very quickly in only one day... He managed to find all of the knights on the morning, save the princess at the beginning of the afternoon and save the knights again at the end of the afternoon ! He went from mocked to actually congratulated by the king, if it kept going he could actually be knighted before the tournament ! And even if Flicker was not as muscular as Sir Loungealot, he surely had some sort of talent he didn't know for having progressed so much and quickly. Sir Loungealot's mind was tormented by this and he couldn't really have as much fun as usual in that tavern.
Trivet saw that, and decided to cheer him up. Earlier he and Sir Loungealot had accidently kissed, which horrified and disgusted (but maybe secretly more) the knight and made him want to avoid the jester, but refueled the admiration and love the jester felt for the knight and motivated him to flirt with him again. Of course, Sir Loungealot kept rejecting him and ignoring him. Trivet was sad of it, and was sad that he would marry Princess Flame, but to him his crush he idolized was a winner, he couldn't lose and have bad thoughts ! Plus if Flicker became a knight in time to participate, he would love to see that punny page having his butt kicked by that manly hunk.
Trivet this time decided to encourage him for real and not in a flirty way. The first attempts were not easy as Loungealot grumpily rejected him several times. Trivet finally got to make a good approach...
Trivet :
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Loungie,
Being one blue studmuffin
Ev'ry dweller'd love to be you, Loungie
Even when facing chagrin
No one in Camelhot's as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite knight
Ev'ryone's awed or attracted by you
And you must know the reason all riiiiiight...
Noooooo
Oooooone's
SLICK as Loungie !
No one's QUICK as Loungie !
No one's tail's as incredibly thick as Loungie's !
For there's no dragon here half as ablaze
Perfect, a pure paragon !
You can ask Burnevere, Gasflame or Blaze,
And they'll confirm you're a nonesuch of a dragoooon
Trivet and the others :
Nooooo
Oooooone's
KEEN like Loungie !
A linchPIN like Loungie !
Trivet :
No one's got scales so shiny and green like Loungie !
Sir Loungealot :
As a knight instance, yes, I'm intiiiimidaaaating !
Trivet and the others :
My, what a guy, that Loungie !
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
Trivet :
Loungie is the best
And Flicker is all drips !
The others :
Noooooo
Oooooone
FIGHTS like Loungie !
Kindle LIGHTS like Loungie !
Trivet :
In a tournament nobody smites like Loungie !
3 random dragonesses :
For there's no one as beastly and feisty
Sir Loungealot :
Wherever the knights are, I'm in chief
Trivet :
Not a bit of him's skinny or fleshy
Sir Loungealot :
That's right !
In fact ev'ry inch of me's made out of beef
The others :
Nooooo
Ooooone
AIMS like Loungie !
Wins at GAMES like Loungie !
Trivet :
On battlefields nobody spits flames like Loungie !
Sir Loungealot :
I'm especially good at inciiiineraaaating !
WOOSH !
The others :
Oh-so hot, Loungie !
Sir Loungealot :
When I was a lad I ate four dozen gems
Ev'ry morning to stop being short
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen gems
So I'm roughly the size of a FOOOORT !
The others :
Noooooo
Oooooone
BANGS like Loungie !
Ignores PANGS like Loungie !
Trivet :
Scares away enemies with his fangs like Loungie !
Sir Loungealot :
I use weapons in all of my deeeecoraaating !
The others :
My, what a guyyyyyyyy,
Looouungiiiie !
Remember when I drew this ? http://www.furaffinity.net/view/23823584/ From the moment I found Sir Loungealot and Gaston had a lot in common, I HAD to parody his song. I finally was inspired to do it again after I watched this hilarious parody yesterday www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHDtEd… This fueled me to finally wrote it, it took me a whole afternoon ! And with gay live action LeFou, obviously gay Trivet would sing. Worth it, I love how it came out !
Spoiler : Loungealot loses the tournament anyway lel
#BDRevolution #BlazingDragonsRevolution
Blazing Dragons : the game and Trivet © Crystal Dynamics
Sir Loungealot, Sir Burnevere, Sir Blaze and Sir Gasflame © Crystal Dynamics and Terry Jones
Beauty and the Beast and Gaston © Disney
Lyrics © Disney and me
Re-writing, idea and these 3 dragonesses I will probably never use again © me
Let's suppose when and how this would happen :
After Flicker saved the knights form Sir George's trap, everybody was waiting for the next day, the day of the tournament to win Princess Flame's hand ; the knights and some servants and villagers were in a tavern not far from the castle.
Flicker was still a squire Sir Loungealot had just hired on that morning. He had never been bothered by him, despite he was his rival as the princess loved him, because he was scrawny and was never taken seriously by him, the other knights and the king, so he was not a real big threat, Loungealot was sure of winning Princess Flame's hand and becoming king of Camelhot, with Flicker remaining in the place he belongs, as to say a lonely loser who will have to obey him, and with the hot princess in his bed. He had hired him as a squire because he liked his flatteries and knew it would not be too long as he was positive to win, a squire just for one day or two.
But today, he saw he was already preogressing very quickly in only one day... He managed to find all of the knights on the morning, save the princess at the beginning of the afternoon and save the knights again at the end of the afternoon ! He went from mocked to actually congratulated by the king, if it kept going he could actually be knighted before the tournament ! And even if Flicker was not as muscular as Sir Loungealot, he surely had some sort of talent he didn't know for having progressed so much and quickly. Sir Loungealot's mind was tormented by this and he couldn't really have as much fun as usual in that tavern.
Trivet saw that, and decided to cheer him up. Earlier he and Sir Loungealot had accidently kissed, which horrified and disgusted (but maybe secretly more) the knight and made him want to avoid the jester, but refueled the admiration and love the jester felt for the knight and motivated him to flirt with him again. Of course, Sir Loungealot kept rejecting him and ignoring him. Trivet was sad of it, and was sad that he would marry Princess Flame, but to him his crush he idolized was a winner, he couldn't lose and have bad thoughts ! Plus if Flicker became a knight in time to participate, he would love to see that punny page having his butt kicked by that manly hunk.
Trivet this time decided to encourage him for real and not in a flirty way. The first attempts were not easy as Loungealot grumpily rejected him several times. Trivet finally got to make a good approach...
Trivet :
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Loungie,
Being one blue studmuffin
Ev'ry dweller'd love to be you, Loungie
Even when facing chagrin
No one in Camelhot's as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite knight
Ev'ryone's awed or attracted by you
And you must know the reason all riiiiiight...
Noooooo
Oooooone's
SLICK as Loungie !
No one's QUICK as Loungie !
No one's tail's as incredibly thick as Loungie's !
For there's no dragon here half as ablaze
Perfect, a pure paragon !
You can ask Burnevere, Gasflame or Blaze,
And they'll confirm you're a nonesuch of a dragoooon
Trivet and the others :
Nooooo
Oooooone's
KEEN like Loungie !
A linchPIN like Loungie !
Trivet :
No one's got scales so shiny and green like Loungie !
Sir Loungealot :
As a knight instance, yes, I'm intiiiimidaaaating !
Trivet and the others :
My, what a guy, that Loungie !
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
Trivet :
Loungie is the best
And Flicker is all drips !
The others :
Noooooo
Oooooone
FIGHTS like Loungie !
Kindle LIGHTS like Loungie !
Trivet :
In a tournament nobody smites like Loungie !
3 random dragonesses :
For there's no one as beastly and feisty
Sir Loungealot :
Wherever the knights are, I'm in chief
Trivet :
Not a bit of him's skinny or fleshy
Sir Loungealot :
That's right !
In fact ev'ry inch of me's made out of beef
The others :
Nooooo
Ooooone
AIMS like Loungie !
Wins at GAMES like Loungie !
Trivet :
On battlefields nobody spits flames like Loungie !
Sir Loungealot :
I'm especially good at inciiiineraaaating !
WOOSH !
The others :
Oh-so hot, Loungie !
Sir Loungealot :
When I was a lad I ate four dozen gems
Ev'ry morning to stop being short
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen gems
So I'm roughly the size of a FOOOORT !
The others :
Noooooo
Oooooone
BANGS like Loungie !
Ignores PANGS like Loungie !
Trivet :
Scares away enemies with his fangs like Loungie !
Sir Loungealot :
I use weapons in all of my deeeecoraaating !
The others :
My, what a guyyyyyyyy,
Looouungiiiie !
Remember when I drew this ? http://www.furaffinity.net/view/23823584/ From the moment I found Sir Loungealot and Gaston had a lot in common, I HAD to parody his song. I finally was inspired to do it again after I watched this hilarious parody yesterday www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHDtEd… This fueled me to finally wrote it, it took me a whole afternoon ! And with gay live action LeFou, obviously gay Trivet would sing. Worth it, I love how it came out !
Spoiler : Loungealot loses the tournament anyway lel
#BDRevolution #BlazingDragonsRevolution
Blazing Dragons : the game and Trivet © Crystal Dynamics
Sir Loungealot, Sir Burnevere, Sir Blaze and Sir Gasflame © Crystal Dynamics and Terry Jones
Beauty and the Beast and Gaston © Disney
Lyrics © Disney and me
Re-writing, idea and these 3 dragonesses I will probably never use again © me
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