What is that you up to?

Some guy: Oh what a cute little coyot, with those shinny glasses (about to pet)
Coli: Don't you dare touch me (hits button to call in killbot)
Killbot: (breaks though wall) INTRUDER!!!!! STEP AWAY FROM OWNER WITH YOUR HANDS UP!! YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO COMPLY!!!
Some guy: What I just wanted to pet h.....
Killbot: (Fires beam)
Some guy: (Completely vaporized)

I knew I couldn’t trust a guy in a black turtleneck