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The following has been painstakingly translated for your convenience. (Yes, this is a follow up to "Beware The Otter Brother" so Clow is still bald.)
Otter's Log 007: Okay, with my body back to normal (relatively speaking), it's about time that I test to see if my combat skills are still up to par. Obviously, I let Clow win before because… well, let's face it. I had it coming. Even so, he's not taking my calls, so I guess I'll have to move on to another one of my Patrons. Apollo seemed like a decent choice. He's probably the only guy that will fight me (and not potentially destroy the universe or bend the laws of physics just to do so). Naturally being a sneaky thief, I must do everything in my power to catch him off guard. *picks up frozen swordfish* Wish me luck! *cocks it like a shotgun before signing off*
Otter's Log 008: Well, that didn't end as well as I hoped it would. I should have known than to face a veteran like Apollo. He was more than ready for the unexpected than I thought he'd be. Luckily, I had a plan B (and C and so on and so forth) and managed to defeat him with a single blow. He was such a good sport about it too. Although, that smile on his face did seem a bit sinister somehow… Come to think of it, why did he tell me that he was keeping the blowfish? Where did he get a puffer fish from? I didn't bring one… oh well. *shrugs*
Otter's Log 009: (8 hours later) :Derp: Wait… he didn't mean… Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew! (continues on like that for about an hour before proceeding to smash his head into a wall, repeatedly…) Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! (camera loses power)
Otter's Log 010: (At Imhotep's Happy Farm Asylum) *blinking confused* How did I get here? *finds himself in strait jacket, sighs* Not again…
Otter's Log 007: Okay, with my body back to normal (relatively speaking), it's about time that I test to see if my combat skills are still up to par. Obviously, I let Clow win before because… well, let's face it. I had it coming. Even so, he's not taking my calls, so I guess I'll have to move on to another one of my Patrons. Apollo seemed like a decent choice. He's probably the only guy that will fight me (and not potentially destroy the universe or bend the laws of physics just to do so). Naturally being a sneaky thief, I must do everything in my power to catch him off guard. *picks up frozen swordfish* Wish me luck! *cocks it like a shotgun before signing off*
Otter's Log 008: Well, that didn't end as well as I hoped it would. I should have known than to face a veteran like Apollo. He was more than ready for the unexpected than I thought he'd be. Luckily, I had a plan B (and C and so on and so forth) and managed to defeat him with a single blow. He was such a good sport about it too. Although, that smile on his face did seem a bit sinister somehow… Come to think of it, why did he tell me that he was keeping the blowfish? Where did he get a puffer fish from? I didn't bring one… oh well. *shrugs*
Otter's Log 009: (8 hours later) :Derp: Wait… he didn't mean… Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew!Ew! (continues on like that for about an hour before proceeding to smash his head into a wall, repeatedly…) Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! (camera loses power)
Otter's Log 010: (At Imhotep's Happy Farm Asylum) *blinking confused* How did I get here? *finds himself in strait jacket, sighs* Not again…
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Rusty: Dook do. Doo… dookie doo dook dookie dook dooks? Dook do doodo? *crazy nervious giggle*
Translation: Thank you. Say… maybe you could loosen these straps? Just a little? teeheehee…
Joey: Don't listen to him. He's in that for his own safety.
Rusty: *cutsie begging eyes*
Translation: Thank you. Say… maybe you could loosen these straps? Just a little? teeheehee…
Joey: Don't listen to him. He's in that for his own safety.
Rusty: *cutsie begging eyes*
Joey: Don't let da cutsie act fool yu. He's just going ta start smashing his head inta dat wall again, if you does…
*Points to wall that already has several dozen dents in it*
Rusty: Doooook? Dooo? Dooo………… *tilts head to another wall* Dook dook dooker dook. Do dooks Dooker.
Whaaat? Meee? Noooo… ………………………That wall over there. It looks Harder.
*Points to wall that already has several dozen dents in it*
Rusty: Doooook? Dooo? Dooo………… *tilts head to another wall* Dook dook dooker dook. Do dooks Dooker.
Whaaat? Meee? Noooo… ………………………That wall over there. It looks Harder.
Joey: Um… you knows. That pen thing dat makes people forget stuff?
He really needs ta forget dat joke from Crazy Unkle Apolly.
He really needs ta forget dat joke from Crazy Unkle Apolly.
Rusty: Do doo dooking dodook Dodoodo dod do. Do dooks dook doo Dookdodook. Dodo, dook do dook… Do dook…
I was talking about Apollo and me. He knows that I'm Gymnophobic. Also, still a dude… I think…
I was talking about Apollo and me. He knows that I'm Gymnophobic. Also, still a dude… I think…
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