The subject discussed in this document was a delight to work with. The initial enthusiasm that filled her being was most exciting to observe.

I wonder what was it she was expecting when she arrived at DinSar Foods as a volunteer? The thrill of a lifetime? A new experience? She received both.

Thrill may not be the best word, but watching the myriad of expressions that manifested upon her face certainly suggested that she was most certainly surprised.

And who wouldn't? It is not often a human such as herself gets to experience being stuffed into a specially designed bottle.

Unlike the canning program, this bottle doesn't have any transformative properties, aside from providing immortal safety to its contents.

Using a similar process as with the cans, she was stuffed into the bottle in a most exciting manner, perhaps even more so.

Especially since you get to see just how the contents look inside the container. All squished up like that. I'm sure they'll make a cola commercial inspired by this.

Some may think of me as unethical and cruel, especially to allow for such surreal treatment of mortals. But, it's DinSar Foods that will bare the brunt of that.

I am but a humble enabler of such processes. To see mortals willing to try out and attempt anything, even at the cost of their own. It warms my heart.

I'm certain someone out there will enjoy such a beverage. Mortals seem to enjoy such genders in peculiar places, though others are subject to such as well.