Note: Not my work. Twas a bit of a surprise gift from AndraighPrime who loves Alfred. View/comment the original here; http://www.furaffinity.net/view/26469347/

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Seems like that not only has someone managed to get Alfred's attention, they've also apparently sparked his wrath. He may be made of rubber, but by no means does that make him light. Coupled with his habit of putting bits of 'armor' on himself, be they remains of cars or even the roofs of warehouses...

Better start running.