"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGG!!! YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCHES DRIVE ME NUTS, CAN'T YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME ONCE IN YOUR WORTHLESS LIVES?! 'CAUSE IF YOU DID, YOU'D SEE I'M TRYING TO SHOW YOU THAT I'M A GOOD HARD-WORKING MANAGER, AND NOT A USELESS WEAK FAILURE!!! BUT YOUR ALL TOO BLINDED BY YOUR GREED, SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS AND SAD LITTLE FANTASY WORLDS TO SEE THAT THE WORLD DOSN'T REVOLVE AROUND ALL OF YOU, AND EVEN THEN YOU'D SPEND ALL DAY CONNING ME OUT OF MONEY, CALLING ME A DORK, USING ME AS A LAB MONKEY AND BEATING ME UP FOR BEING A VILE PERVERT, WHICH I AM NOT, WORRYING MORE ABOUT YOURSELVES THEN TREATING ME LIKE A HUMAN BEING!!!"

Inspired by that famous scene from Regular Show.

Everyone belongs to Ken Akamatsu, aka that jerk who taught the world that female on male abuse is okay. X(