I'm watching the old 90's spiderman for shits&giggles tonight, with my cat in my lap.
I started going SPIDER BLOOD, SPIDER BLOOD with the opening and she just looked up at me like "What the fuck are you doing"

and then this little doodle comic kinda spun out of that.
it's been a long day, it's probably not as funny as I think it is.

For the record, I think any opinions i have are invalidated by the fact that I like Spiderman Unlimited the best, because it's basically "Spider-Man goes to a planet of literal Furries and starts beating up animal people." and his Green Goblin sounds like Antonio Banderez.