'Sup? Here's a new commission, this time from https://p-lizardman.deviantart.com/ where we have the magnificent sight of Alistair Garth finishing a fight against Bluebeard the misogynistic bulldog. Someone should have read the most intentionally shitty webcomic in existence, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.

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What's the best reason to beat up human traffickers who're mysogynistic to downright cartoonish extremes?

...I just answered my own question didn't I?

...Fuck, this. Let's start over.

(Whirrrrrrr...click, *play*)

Alistair Garth had been on the trail of some truly nasty sons of bitches who sold women into sexual slavery, people so vile he had to admit the hefty bounty was pretty much an extra bonus, beating the holy shit out of these guys was just as much of a reward all on its own.

Yeah, like Deadpool would in the 2016 film Death Valet's world hasn't made yet, he was working his way up the chain of command in beating and/or killing plenty of their goons. What sort of crime syndicate actively used indoctrination he didn't know, but with how many of these guys buying into their insane creed as there were, he didn't really feel bad at all.

At some point, when Alistair was getting way too damn close to the insane hamster in charge of the ring, he realized his men were way too weak to take on the alligator, so he shelled out for a really sexist mercenary who could hold him back, and gave him an electro-weapon.

Bluebeard bragged he could deliver.

His bragging was less than accurate.

Sure the fight was heated, but by the end of the day, Alistair clearly beat the living daylights out of him, and DEFINITELY threw him down the stairs.

To this day, Bluebeard doesn't get why he needed to be warned.

His bosses didn't either.

Quite a topic of debate...in prison.

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Alistair Garth and Bluebeard belong to me.

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Stay tuned for more art, including stuff from https://p-lizardman.deviantart.com/  S-L-B and  beowulf100