Peacocks!
Sink me!
Think ye, sir,
How those feathered boys love to flaunt their tails!

Stallions!
Zounds, sir!
Hounds sir! Stags!
Of the goosie and the gander, sir
Which gender is the grander, sir
To render total candor, sir, the splendour is the male's!

source: 'Creation of male' ~ Scarlet Pimpanel (Musical)

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