Aliya: Papa…

Ganondorf: *shrieks before trying to regain composure* Uh… Aliya! What’s up?

Aliya: Where’s your sash?

Ganondorf: Err… At the cleaners! It needed a good washing, so I did without it today! Heheheh…

Aliya: Your robe was washed last night.

Ganondorf: Gack! Oh, right! My mistake! Uh…

Aliya: Papa…

Ganondorf: *gulps*

Aliya: You broke your sash with this massive dome of a belly, didn’t you?

Ganondorf: …don’t tell Nabs about this, please?

Aliya: *a sly smile grows* Only if you go into your bestial form during my training exercises next week…

Ganondorf: What?! But I can’t–

Aliya: Is that a “no” I hear?

Ganondorf: You know how sensitive I am about my bestial form!

Aliya: OH, SISTER NABOORU!!!

Ganondorf: Alright, alright! We have a deal!

Aliya: Good! Oh, by the way… *jiggles Ganondorf’s sizable middle* Maybe you won’t have to be a pig for the cooks to make Ganon-Burgers out of you…

Ganondorf: Damn it, Aliya!