https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIDlyl-8V1w

FYI, Will Smith ad-libbed that line while filming. Apparently the lake bed they were filming at has centuries of dead brine shrimp that when disturbed, really really reeks.

Eeeewwww!!!!!

Smith ad-libbed some great lines. Another one was his gag in MIB 2 about the driver-shaped airbag autopilot

Agent K: Does that come standard?
Agent J: Actually it came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over.
(It's a racist joke, but it works because Smith delivered it with perfect comedic timing).

I'm sorry to hear about your difficulties Jim. I've lived in a high-rise for 16 years and I know your pain. I have a lunatic woman upstairs who throws tantrums and slams doors. Hope those people above you move out and take their cat with them... to the south pole.

Problem is, most cat people always get more than one, with 3 being the unit standard. Some places I deliver to often average 6-8 cats per household, Worst was , by her own admittance "Between 45-65" in a single bedroom apartment and they were "All her babies and they need me!"

Holy hell what is that cat spewing? I have a cat and nothing like that has happened also are the walls made of rice paper?

(Cue cheesy, up-tempo music, as game show host jogs on stage with a fixed grin, while the audience cheers insanely)

Host: "Hi, folks! I'm Quid Olet; and welcome to...."

Audience (in chorus): "WHAT'S - THAT - SMELL?!!!!" (even more insane cheering) 7@=Q

i am reminded of linden food .place dont get the wrong idea!!!! i rember i gave this girl a ride home to her apartment and helping her take some bag's in she oped the ouer doer to the biding and Niamey picked! she tred to explane the firt Flor hah 8 or 9 linden Farley's from sedan Iran and so forth and it slammed like that Niamey every day do to thar cooking. was like nothing i ever smiled befor and no way i cod disciple it.she was 4 flors up and it was making it's way thow the hole biding. 1 of the few razzes i am glad i dont like in a condo or apartment

What that coming in with that smell - IS IT A MONSTER? IS IT A MONSTER?

He should open a window instead Get some natural fresh air in. It clears your mind and makes you more relaxed

It was 34 degrees outside, I think not.

Ah nothing like a warm blast of air I'm from a cold country, so it would be great to feel some warmth.

https://youtu.be/lnRnqWgV0ss

I'm sorry that stinks Rav (giggles) sorry. I'll have to remember this for my writing now :)

This is why I'm not a cat person.

AwHuuuk! (A combination of a chuckle and a sob.) Poooor Rabbi! Best stay away from the old Schirmeister place then as the two all black cats Sammy and Charlie nearly run the place. All I can suggest is that you recommend to your neighbors about using baking soda added to the cat's litter which has to be changed every day if they're using plain clay litter, OR switching to the more expensive cat crystals which help keep the smell down. Other than the puke smells, I've used everything from Fabreeze to plain window cleaner to get rid of that stench. You might have to resolve to wearing a kerchief over your snoot or discuss the situation with the Apartment's manager.

I think Schirm would call the cops on me if I even showed up at the foot of his driveway, so that concept is moot.

Oh duh... My bad.

That reminds me of the beak-like mask doctors and officials wore during the "black death/plague times. ("Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!") They were filled with aromatic flowers and spices. Maybe Jim can make one with NRA markings.

Seriously though, I can confirm his allergy. He once got a second-hand cat contact just by sitting next to Major Matt (and possibly me across the table) at a restaurant and started getting allergic problems right there. Now THAT is some sensitivity!

I also once knew of a veterinarian who had a similar condition with equines, including contact problems with any fluids from them. His skin would swell up and blister.

I don't know if regular antihistamines will help or not. When I get bad attacks I have to go to the pharmacy counter for some psuedoephedrine (generic Sudafed).

Oh, those bird masks were really a thing? I thought it was artist allusion.

Yep, plenty of verification for them. Creepy has heck. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plague_doctor

Neat! Rrr... well, not to celebrate the Black Death tooooo much...

How curious.

I thought you lived in a house.

With a yard.

Where a tree fell down once.

That was a while back. He's an apartment victim now.

Sounds like a case where even the cat runs from the box in horror!
Probably has health problems of some kind, since it stinks that bad!
Got any old gas-masks, or at least some Vicks vapo-rub?

Would an air filter help? I ended up getting one during a rather nasty summer day when wind was blowing smoke from a wildfire into town.

Once visited my sister's house and she has that flower petal potpourri placed in most every room in her house. I went home with a damned headache. Is that reverse psychology or what? 😡

Does your apartment building have central or individual heating? Duct systems can carry stink from one place to the rest of the building and there isn't much you can do. However, if you have separate units you _may_ be able to sort of seal yourself off from the rest of units.. Does Febreeze help?

Individual heating, but partly on a shared system.

The Febreeze helped a bit, apparently the stench was a toxic coctail of nasty ass food being cooked.

Oh I'm sure it's not THAT ba-*catches scent, hair puffs up, starts squawking* SQUAAAAAARRRRKKKKK!!!

I think having some charcoal sitting around in a wire basket (safely away from any heat source) helps suck up stink too.

Move out and burn the place down. It's for the good of the community.