“Ta-da! This, my friends, is a Space Burger! A double cheeseburger with beef and chicken patties, with mayo, tomatoes, lettuce, and bacon with fries stuffed in the middle, all sandwiched between two donuts, with the top covered in chocolate icing! This burger combines everything that a fast food meal should have: meat, fries, and most importantly, DESSERT!”

…cue characters looking at him like he’s got two heads and asking how he can eat something like that.